Sancdar Posted:

hnngh my haikus don’t have the right number of syllables because I am a dumb.

Lucinda Sherwood Posted:

How big is the rip? If it’s just over two or so threads, then you can probably darn it. But if it’s a large hole, I’m afraid you’re going to have to rip back and re-crochet the stocking. Find the seam at the toe, make a small snip with some cuticle scissors, and pick out the thread until you can start to unravel the stocking. (I bumume you’ve got yarn or thread to match the original.) Once you’ve unraveled to just past the hole, join using the new yarn and crochet back down to the toe again.

I have to say, though, I really think you should consider throwing the stockings out. Fishnet stockings are rather whorish, in my opinion.

As for the hole in your heart … well, dear, have you considered letting Jesus fill up that hole?

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood