Marcos El Malo Posted:

Camwhores are just larval porn stars…

Not so. I’m fairly certain looking good for at least two angle shots, and at multiple zoom levels is a prereq for porn stars. Plus, you have to actually have sex, or a reasonable facsimile.

The typical camwhore has no sex, or very bad sex. (Mind you, this isn’t that different from trolls, except that trolls channel their frustration into pure e-rage. We’re almost fueled by not getting any. A very few of us, however, have such monumental douchebaggery that we act like trolls offline and get laid all the time.)

You don’t want to shack up with a camwhore, for multiple reasons. For one, she’s all talk. Two, “she” is probably a 45-year-old man (unless you’re into that sort of thing, not that there’s anything wrong with that). And three, on the off chance that she is the kind of camwhore who gets laid, you can bet she has the HIVs.