General Romanov Posted:

I’m afraid you are blind, but that explains your ****ty posts

Crotch Zombie Posted:

”A sexually discomfiting prank whereby the actor, in the presence of several others in a confined area (such as an elevator), covers his crotch and proceeds to slowly and steadily approach the victim, impressing his pelvic region upon him, moaning and bumuming the blank expression of the walking undead (i.e., a zombie).”

you had plenty of zombie, none of the crotch.