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Monkey in a -
suit with a -
DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I have traveled through time, beyond the stars, to seas and skies unknown.

I have taken tea with the Elder Gods and even though my future self will be exorcised from the body of the monkey, I took the liberty of traveling through time for a few thousand years.


NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

Nocturnal_He-
artache

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[SRSLY]

Level 61 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

Um…why?

Do you want to be exercised exorcised from the monkey again?

MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

HEHEHEHHEHEHE! No matter how the pst or future turns out I WIN! HEHEHEHHE!

There’s a lesson somewhere here I am sure but…oh yes! Evil will always triumph because good is dumb! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!


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Monkey in a -
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DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Noturnal_Heartache Posted:

Um…why?

Do you want to be exercised exorcised from the monkey again?

**** THAT, I HAVE A GREAT PERSONAL TRAINER

ANYWAY THAT HASN’T HAPPENED YET.

See, just before the exorcism I slipped into a pocket dimension, traveled the cosmos for countless millennia, and then returned.

Except from my point of view, I will not be returning for the exorcism another thousand years.

Monkey in a suit with a DEMON edited this message on 07/04/2008 3:50PM

NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Dammit, I got rid of you!

If only I’d had the right herbs…


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Monkey in a -
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DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Janie Posted:

Dammit, I got rid of you!

So…All those kind words you spoke, when we made love…? Did they mean nothing?!


NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

We didn’t make love, you monster. I put your spirit into a doll and buried the doll. How did you get out?


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Monkey in a -
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DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Janie Posted:

We didn’t make love, you monster. I put your spirit into a doll and buried the doll. How did you get out?

THAT is exactly what I needed to know…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUTURE SELF, I AM COMING


NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

Nocturnal_He-
artache

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[SRSLY]

Level 61 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

Monkey in a suit with a DEMON Posted:

**** THAT, I HAVE A GREAT PERSONAL TRAINER

ANYWAY THAT HASN’T HAPPENED YET.

See, just before the exorcism I slipped into a pocket dimension, traveled the cosmos for countless millennia, and then returned.

Except from my point of view, I will not be returning for the exorcism another thousand years.

Oh dear, hmmm, I, uh, would fire that personal trainer if I were you. Definitely just stealing your money.

And I still have that holy water from last time…er, the last time you haven’t experienced yet.

...What! It was a very nice bottle!

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

oops. Nocturnal, you did bury that doll after I pbumed out, right?


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