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Business Safety First (70CS HQ All American Lockdowntravaganzafest)

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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[70 Character Story-
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Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

All right, meine kinder, no more shenanigans. 70CS HQ is now cut off from the outside world. Hopefully we have enough food, cigarettes, porn, and anti-psychotics to get us through this.

After three of our friends have died I think we can agree that this is for the best. Unless one of us is the killer and this is just going to make the murder easier.

I’m going to go polish my antique meat hooks.

Be safe out there.

And by out there I mean in here.


Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

GB2INCIT


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Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Worst comes to worst I have enough cheap wine to kill us all ten times over.

Eh? Lockdown party?

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

BirdofWar Posted:

GB2INCIT


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PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Woooo! Masque of the Red Death party.


Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening.

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
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[70 Character Story-
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Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I wonder how all the others are reacting under lockdown?

I AM The SKA-
BOSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008
2

[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Ohgodohgodohgod… *Clawing at the door…from the outside*

I AM The SKA BOSS edited this message on 07/02/2008 1:55PM

HOLY_SMURF

Avatar: Emo Girl 2

[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 25 Emo Kid

“Bleeding Heart”

Did anyone think to bring the you-know-what?

enire

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Hey, guys, I’m back! Guys? GUYS!!!

Oh, ****.

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What the ****? I go away for three days. Three ****ing days. I come back to find three of my friends dead and the rest have locked themselves in a bunker, leaving me ou——

****. Guys, let me in!! GUYS!!!

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Oh, God. I better find a safe place to hide.

enire edited this message on 07/02/2008 2:00PM

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PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

The sybian?


Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening.

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

You-know-what?

...

...dvd collections of Who’s The Boss? Well, no. It slipped my mind entirely.

HOLY_SMURF

Avatar: Emo Girl 2

[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 25 Emo Kid

“Bleeding Heart”

No, you idiot! The secret…substance.

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

enire Posted:

Hey, guys, I’m back! Guys? GUYS!!!

Oh, ****.

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What the ****? I go away for three days. Three ****ing days. I come back to find three of my friends dead and the rest have locked themselves in a bunker, leaving me ou——

****. Guys, let me in!! GUYS!!!

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Oh, God. I better find a safe place to hide.

Does anyone hear some kind of…?

...

...

...Ahh, it’s gone. Nevermind. Must’ve been my imagination.

Globe

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 25 Emo Kid

“Bleeding Heart”

The killer is going to get in somehow. Log in to see images!

We’re all gonna die I just know it

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Orb Posted:

Does anyone hear some kind of…?

...

...

...Ahh, it’s gone. Nevermind. Must’ve been my imagination.

It’s probably just the wolves come down from the mountain.

On a completely unrelated note, we’re missing several people.


Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening.

I AM The SKA-
BOSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008
2

[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

That’s it, I say everyone NOT locked IN the bunker paint ourselves up as Zombies and, er, scare people by pretending to be Zombies. ‘Cause that’s the most logical thing this caffeine deficient mind can think of.

I AM The SKA BOSS edited this message on 07/02/2008 2:06PM

enire

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[70 Character Story-
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I AM The SKA BOSS Posted:

Ohgodohgodohgod… *Clawing at the door…from the outside*

Hey, Ska! What are you doing out here? Everyone else seems to be… I was away for a few days, and then… Thank god you’re here. I mean, of course I wish you had gotten inside to safety, but…


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Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
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[70 Character Story-
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Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

PhineasPoe Posted:

It’s probably just the wolves come down from the mountain.

On a completely unrelated note, we’re missing several people.

I’m sure they’re, uh… um, sleeping? In their rooms? Whackin’ it to INCIT?

Where IS everyone?

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

orb are you jerrit


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I AM The SKA-
BOSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008
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[70 Character Story-
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Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

enire Posted:

Hey, Ska! What are you doing out here? Everyone else seems to be… I was away for a few days, and then… Thank god you’re here. I mean, of course I wish you had gotten inside to safety, but…

Oh well, we can scare the crap out of the others and pretend we’re Zombies. I think I still have some stuff left over from Halloween…

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