Inspector Gumshoe Posted:

Police record says on the road. Looks like they ran him over, then backed up, then ran him over again…

...etc… until he was just meat in the road.

Guys, I have a concern. In order to determine motive, last known contact, etc., we need to have a positive ID on the victim.

The media reports that the victim is “apparently” Murderousness, but they also note that “[his] body was found in conditions that prevented identification.” Moreover, as Gumshoe said, the police report states that the victim was repeatedly run over “until he was just meat in the road.”

Has there been DNA analysis done?

I know it sounds far-fetched, but I just…. It just seems like the real killer might want us to think the last victim was Murderousness, in order to throw us off the scent.

I think there’s a simpler solution. The scene was “cleaned” by these guys: Crime Scene Steri-Clean, LLC.

Now, when they cleaned up this scene, they will have had to collect all the blood, bits of “meat,” and brain matter that stuck to the cement… Apparently, brain matter dries to a cement-like consistency. Ugh. This is why botany is much more palatable than zoology.

Anyways, to dispose of the blood and gore, they have to pay to burn it in a medical-waste incinerator. The incinerator they use is at the site of the former Garden Valley hospital. The place looks like a derilect building now, but there are still a morge and an incinerator in operation. They’re just not… publicized much. Anyways, Garden Valley has a minimum amount they’ll burn, and even with all the **** that’s been going down around here lately, it’s only every few months that they get that much to send. So Steri-Clean has to store it in the meantime.

Anyways, as you can imagine, the industry finds it hard to attract skilled workers, and there’s a very high turnover due to the traumatic nature of the work. Thus, they’re usually hiring. And by usually, I mean now. Check it out:

http://www.crimecleaners.com/employment

So, if one of us can get the job… Note that it lists “excellent physical condition” as one of the hiring prerequisites. Unfortunately, that eliminates numerous members of our organization.

Phallic_Implant Posted:

I have been observing you trying to get to the bottom of this..well, i am but a simple street merchant, but i see things sometimes..i give you exhibit A http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/9672 This, in fact, is what is truly now killing incit, not a specific person. yes, it was gay, tons of trolls, but perps could at least talk, say hey, good one, or flood everyone, it’s all good. I think stupid incit needs that chat area. Anyways i hope this helps you, it may explain several of the alledged allegations.

Are you suggesting that nana really is the perp we’re looking for?

Inspector Gumshoe Posted:

Are you suggesting that nana really is the perp we’re looking for?

Well, that thread he linked to did contain suggestions that Nana has a history of backing over people in her car…

Somebody, get over to Nana’s garage and check for, uh, blood and “meat” on her tires. Also bone fragments and brain matter (the latter will look and feel like cement. Bring a putty knife). Bring samples back to HQ.

I’d do it, but, um…. I’m busy. Yeah, busy. With my plants. And experiments. And stuff. Really, really busy.

TSB probably killed it, INCIT is another one of those awesome things that TSB just loves ruining.

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Right, then. Looks like nobody’s going to step up and volunteer for this cleanup job. That’s fine. Low woman on the totem-pole and all that. And I am, after all, in excellent physical condition. I just hope the uniform isn’t too horrible.

Well, it was frighteningly easy to get that job. My most important advice to anyone seeking to join this industry is to seek out a man named Guido that runs a flesh-incinerator, and let him look at your cleavage for several minutes. I start tonight.

On the down side (as though there were an up side), the uniforms are tragically unflattering. If I don’t report in by morning, send help. And clean clothes. And a large quantity of strong soap.

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Gentlemen Posted:

Alright, Monkey, I’m at the computers. What do I need to do?

You sneaky son-of-a-****! Hahaha you are good old friend you are damned good!

You told me you were taking a smoke break, I didn’t know you were going to break into friggin Joliet.net.

Well, this changes everything, I wanted to go with but, since you are in now, it’s probably better this way.

Try and see if that code we got from the Mongooses computer really can hack their computers. Also look for anything out of the ordinary, you know the usual stuff.

Quick shower to get the…am I hearing what I think I’m hearing over the comm? Gentlemen is at JolieNet?

Don’t mind the towel. I have to hear this.

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Miss Trent Posted:

Quick shower to get the…am I hearing what I think I’m hearing over the comm? Gentlemen is at JolieNet?

Don’t mind the towel. I have to hear this.

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Good you have your ears on, in fact I want everyone to listen in on this.

The more heads working on this the better, I want everyones unique perspective on this, so all available agents tune in and listen.