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Evil Trout The legend of the Monkatrice

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

MONKATRICE Posted:

Why? So I can listen to him tell everyone about how “special” he is because he was born and died in the same year that stupid comet pbumed over this planet?

Fine meatbag, what do you want me to ask Samuel Clemens?

OH GOD I DON’T KNOW I DON’T KNOW

ASK HIM WHAT HIS BEST QUOTATION WAS

edit: and if he could take Oscar Wilde in a fight

crayoncakes edited this message on 07/02/2008 12:39AM

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Fanguinus

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

MONKATRICE Posted:

Until some meatbag pays me to hunt you down I’m not lifting a finger!

My blood burns with the fires of Hades itself undead FOOL! HEHEHEHHEHE But please do try and drink from it! I have been thinking of creating some minions to help me with balancing these stupid books…who knew that running a business could be so expensive?

Are you any good with accounting? I am hiring!

Um KIND OF AN IMPORTANT VAMPIRE HERE! A VIV, even! I have better things to do with my time than balance books, like sitting in the dark corners of shady taverns and sulking. GAWD.

MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

crayoncakes Posted:

OH GOD I DON’T KNOW I DON’T KNOW

ASK HIM WHAT HIS BEST QUOTATION WAS

edit: and if he could take Oscar Wilde in a fight

You would have me call his spirit from beyond just to ask him that?

Well, it’s your dime…MORON. Give me a little time to locate his soul and I will give you his answer.


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crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

MONKATRICE Posted:

You would have me call his spirit from beyond just to ask him that?

Well, it’s your dime…MORON. Give me a little time to locate his soul and I will give you his answer.

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w4gn0r

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[Mad Prunedale Styl-
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Fake!!

MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

Fanguinus Posted:

Um KIND OF AN IMPORTANT VAMPIRE HERE! A VIV, even! I have better things to do with my time than balance books, like sitting in the dark corners of shady taverns and sulking. GAWD.

Oh well, a VIV!

Please do PARDON THE **** OUTTA ME FOR TRYING TO MAKE YOUR STUPID UN-LIFE A LITTLE MORE ****ING MEANINGFUL BY OFFERING YOU GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT!

Skulking rotten meatbag! I wouldn’t hire you anyway and not just because you can only work nights, but also because all you vampires are always such drama queens!


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Fanguinus

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

Looks like someone is jealous that my perfect pale skin will always be superior to your fleabitten hide. Log in to see images!

MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

Fanguinus Posted:

Looks like someone is jealous that my perfect pale skin will always be superior to your fleabitten hide. Log in to see images!

Well at least I have a pulse, rotting meatbag!

And I DON’T HAVE FLEAS!


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Fanguinus

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

At least that doesn’t stop the ladies/boys/ladyboys from wanting me. Uh huh.

*licks tip of finger*

*slowly traces a circle around one nipple*

Huerta

Avatar: 49027 2009-10-13 02:58:51 -0400
12

Level 34 Camwhore

Arktor Forever!

CUT-CUT-CUT

Get the fluffers!


Alright guys, have you forgotten that this is furry porn? male reproductive organtrice, get to sucking male reproductive organ!


Okay people lets try this again.


ACTION


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

crayoncakes Posted:

OH GOD I DON’T KNOW I DON’T KNOW

ASK HIM WHAT HIS BEST QUOTATION WAS

edit: and if he could take Oscar Wilde in a fight

Alright, I contacted Samuel Clemens for you, he’s a douchebag by the way, and he said that his best quotation came from a grocery list he wrote while really drunk.

He said that it made him laugh for hours, but he threw the list away and can’t remember what it was anymore, because he was drunk when he wrote it.

Of course he thinks he can take Oscar Wilde. Honestly what did you think he would say?


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Monkatrice, can you find lost things?


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MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

Janie Posted:

Monkatrice, can you find lost things?

Yes! HEHEHEHE I can!

I found my missing car keys this morning, I was pretty happy about that.


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Wikipedia Posted:

...but don’t let the monkatrice’s brilliant plumage and love of bananas fool you – it would sooner rip the flesh from your body slowly and methodically than honor one of its contracts. Starting at your feet, the monkatrice would make a jagged incision around their perimeters and in between your toes. It would then hold your eyes open and make you watch as it rolls the skin off of the bone, savoring every scream and cry and plea for mercy until you pbum out from the pain…


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

more like “male reproductive organ”-atrice am i rite


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

hey guys u know who monkatrice is

someone with too much bp

perhaps i could relieve you of your burden


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Adolf Hilton

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2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Tesfan Posted:

hey guys u know who monkatrice is

someone with too much bp

perhaps i could relieve you of your burden

You are someone with too much balls in your mouth. That’s just your burden to bear I suppose.

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