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Feature My highly immature, yet highly relivant view on e-peen difficulty

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Some people tend to complain about how hard some e-peen are.

They can’t seem to get a hard e-peen, and they think its everybody else’s fault.

The way I see it is if you cannot get a hard e-peen, then it probably isn’t meant for you to get a hard e-peen.

I don’t have a hard e-peen, and I am fine with that. Lots of people are unable to get a hard e-peen.

If you do get a hard e-peen, then you deserve it, and I am sure you will enjoy it.

One day, we will all probably be able to get hard e-peens, but then there will be e-peens that will be harder than hard.

So, my advice for those who cannot get a hard e-peen is: Don’t worry, some day it will come.

Dear Evil Trout, Aren’t you glad you decided not to call them exploits?

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Hehehe…hard e-peen.

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

I dunno about everyone else but the harder an e-peen is the more I want it.

I just want to take all those hard epeens and shove them all up in my profile.

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

BONERS LOLOLOL

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Which reminds me that it would be totally awesome if we had an E-Peen leaderboard.

And variety between easy and hard/unique E-Peen is pretty ok imo to be all serious and ****.

ShunskePocke-
nberg

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[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 35 Emo Kid

The Japanese Jew

SG94 Posted:

Which reminds me that it would be totally awesome if we had an E-Peen leaderboard.

And variety between easy and hard/unique E-Peen is pretty ok imo to be all serious and ****.

I agree there ought to be an E-peen leaderboard, both for individuals and an ‘average’ statistic for klans/klan members. It would provide a greater challenge to klans that are only known for raiding and having many members. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Arktor

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
24

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

There should be a leaderboard for most hours spent on forumwarz

JacksonKelley

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17

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 47 Troll

I'm a doctor, not a fabulous persongy loser like YOU.

Arktor Posted:

There should be a leaderboard for most hours spent on forumwarz

I like that….BUT it would have to be active hours, so ppl couldn’t just leave the browser up overnight

AND start fresh

JacksonKelley edited this message on 06/28/2008 11:02PM

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

This thrwead makes people flaccid.

Aulus

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Log in to see images! I dont get it

Log in to see images! Its a pun

Log in to see images! What?

Log in to see images! Getting a hard e-peen is a joke about erections

Log in to see images! Oh

Log in to see images!

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

I have an hard 17 incher

HITMAN_SANTA-
_5

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 1 Re-Re

semi-limp 24 footer here.. takes a lot of blood to be hard, i usually pbum out

edit: Flaccid

HITMAN_SANTA_5 edited this message on 06/29/2008 10:59PM
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