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Gay OH GOD

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

I don’t think I am going to have internet access for 10 ****ing days.

I may or may not die from withdrawals.

And I’ll be on a ****ing hot beach with lots of old rich people. Holy ****, it is going to suck so bad. I was planning to be anti-social and sit in the dark on the internet the whole time with my free beer and food. NOW WHAT?!

Anyone got any ideas of what I can do to entertain myself that doesn’t involve the internet? Is there even such a thing. OH GOD I AM SO ADDICTED.

Also, if I don’t reply to all your lovely suggestions it’s because I’m already on hell island.

200KillerWas-
ps

Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
11

Level 37 Troll

Don't caek me bro!

**** their daughters

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

200KillerWasps Posted:

**** their daughters

That, my friend, is a fantastic idea. Supposing their daughters aren’t too young Log in to see images!

But it’s an island so it doesn’t have any law right? Well I’m sticking by that.*

*I’m not actually going to sleep with underage girls.

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

sorry man, but it’s impossible to have fun without the internet

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

nanathunderjesus gets you LIGHTNING IN YOUR FIST Posted:

sorry man, but it’s impossible to have fun without the internet

Truer words have never been spoken.

PhilANThropi-
St

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

WRITE “PANTS” ON YOUR CHEST IN SUNCREAM

Is it a nude beach?

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

my_mother Posted:

That, my friend, is a fantastic idea. Supposing their daughters aren’t too old Log in to see images!

Fixed Log in to see images!

FigureWithMe-
at1954

Avatar: 49303 Sat Oct 18 14:30:54 -0400 2008
2

[watmm]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

take a camera with you and film stuff/take photographs of things that might become a new internet meme

Aulus

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Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:

Is it a nude beach?

If the answer is yes, than pop a viagra and walk around. When people stare at you, question as to why they are staring at you, as if you had no idea that you had this HUGE BULGING ERECTION!!!1!!one!eleven1

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

Aulus Posted:

If the answer is yes, than pop a viagra and walk around. When people stare at you, question as to why they are staring at you, as if you had no idea that you had this HUGE BULGING ERECTION!!!1!!one!eleven1

Log in to see images!

I do not have a male reproductive organ so this will just be too difficult. I will try it anyway because I love a challenge! Log in to see images!

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

But srsly despite no internet and me hating the beach I have had an awesome time. Many funny things to share.

But the cleaners are cleaning my room and I feel awkward sitting here relaxing so I’m off to island it up.

Thanks for the awesome ideas!!

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Walk around with a strapon… on.

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

MASTURBATE

I cannot stress that enough.

Or enjoy SOMEONE.

Laguna edited this message on 07/07/2008 12:07PM

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Try raping the local inhabitants.

Like sharks and such.

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