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News 13-Year-Old kills himself over a Wii

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1029685/Schoolboy-hanged-family-argument-new-Wii.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2199215/Schoolboy-hangs-himself-after-row-over-Nintendo-Wii.html

“A schoolboy hanged himself with his school tie just hours after his Nintendo Wii was confiscated during a “minor argument” with his parents.”

“Jake Roberts, 13, stormed upstairs and fastened the tie around his neck and then to his bed. He was found by his father a short while later.” Log in to see images!

Must have been a bunk bed or something.

I laughed at this, I am so going to hell.

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Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

the kid had problems. if it wasn’t the wii, it would have been something else.


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nanalatinoje-
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I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

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on one hand that kid must’ve been pretty disturbed to do that

on the other hand, thank god he didn’t get a chance to grow up and become a whiny ****?


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Tangolho

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 24 Troll

The Repeater

Those kids are ****in stupid, and how they plan to play their wii now?

Well sucks for them to be dead!

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Pickled male reproductive organ-
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yeah a kid with those ears, teeth, and glbumes probably wasn’t having a smooth go at school either.


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nanalatinoje-
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I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:

the kid had problems. if it wasn’t the wii, it would have been something else.

oh yeah, this.

you said it better than i could’ve.


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iIRZ

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Level 7 Troll

iIRZ is a funny fine upstanding member of society, which is to say that he did WTC and your mom

how edgy


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
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SQUINTS IS THAT YOU?


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Tangolho

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The Repeater

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Johnny Mac

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Tarman

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I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

nanathunderjesus gets you LIGHTNING IN YOUR FIST Posted:

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on one hand that kid must’ve been pretty disturbed to do that

on the other hand, thank god he didn’t get a chance to grow up and become Big Brother?

FIXED


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Johnny Mac

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Tarman Posted:

FIXED

I don’t see what… OH LOL.


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Tarman

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I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

That boy needs therapy.


98% of forumgoers have put a statistic like this in their sig. If you are one of the 2% who hasn’t, put this in your sig.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Whenever you hear ‘fantastic imagination’ you know the kid was ****ed from day 1.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
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Level 19 Troll

bumhead

So adolescents have poor impulse control?

TeeKayEff

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

n00Biff Posted:

So adolescents have poor impulse control?

Apparently they tie pretty tough fisherman’s knots too.


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Sonic Chute

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“Pain in the ASCII”

Tarman Posted:

That boy needs therapy.

I think he might need a coffin, to be honest.


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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
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Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Sonic Chute Posted:

I think he might need a coffin, to be honest.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH AT THAT, **** YOU! WHO THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! I HOPE YOU ****IN DIE AND BURN IN HELL, YOU A ****IN Sgreat times BAG, I BET YOU ARE A MEXICAN.

BUT YEAH THAT KID DESERVED TO DIE

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