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Contest CLOSED: Contest for 1BP

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

nanathunderjesus gets you LIGHTNING IN YOUR FIST Posted:

DH0 unnecessarily quoting because he can Log in to see images!

Bob’s abortion clinic, no fetus can beat us; this and more stuffed down your bum-throat.

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

“All the Rick That’s Fit to Roll”

(With the subtitle “You Wouldn’t Get This From Any Other Blog” )

Orb edited this message on 06/26/2008 3:22PM

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Two whole days left in this contest, and it already died. Should I end it now and go ahead a award the precious brownie point?

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

If you want, but there might be some good ones on the way. You never know.

Gene Hackman

Avatar: 45667 Mon Mar 09 04:05:35 -0400 2009
16

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

While you read this, I am ****ing your mother.

Gene Hackman edited this message on 06/27/2008 3:05AM

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Chito Posted:

While you read this, I am ****ing your mom.

See? Like that.

JacksonKelley

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5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

I'm a doctor, not a fabulous persongy loser like YOU.

Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’, toxic barrel rollin’, it’s so hot and glowin’, we’ll die!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

To be trollsing on the intarweb, also novelty toothbrush

sockpuppetst-
eve

Avatar: Turtle Head

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Mrs. Hands House of Horse male reproductive organ

Blitzkrieg

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3

[Island of Avalon]

Level 44 Camwhore

“DVDA Diva”

The Art of Extreme Schaudenfreude

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

**** Headsets. Log in to see images! scully edited this message on 06/27/2008 5:38AM

Tangolho

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 24 Troll

The Repeater

Here is another submission.

“I live on the internet”

Gene Hackman

Avatar: 45667 Mon Mar 09 04:05:35 -0400 2009
16

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Title: Blogs are for obese transvestites

Subtitle: What the **** is wrong with you? Does your mother still breast feed you? Is that why you are here reading this blog, ****ing pansy. Why don’t you go out and do something yourself once for your life. You ****ing husk filled with wet dreams about G.I. Joe cartoons. Right now I wish you were a girl and this was China.

Rastanarchar-
ismarx

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21

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

“none of the above”

“under construction”

“exit”

“Back to main page”

“Back to homepage”

“I love you”

“Bookmark as favorite”

“customer care” (imagine all the internet n00bs that will fall for that)

“Tech Support” (same Log in to see images!)

“You are here”

“Children erotica (It is not kiddie porn, it’s erotica)” or maybe “(Made by kids for kids)” or something in the same genre

“Gay Hamster erotika” [sic]

“your browser does not support one or more of the elements on this site, click here to download the necessary plug-in’s”

“Hitlerfacts.com”

“Test your inebriety”

“Babies gone Wild!”

“Church of Webtrollogy” or “church of intarnetrollogy” or something of that kind

“I can’t believe it’s not kiddie porn”

Rastanarcharismarx edited this message on 06/27/2008 7:05AM

enire

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9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Title: GET. THE. ****. OFF.

Subtitle: No, seriously, bumwipe. This is my blog. Get the **** off.

.

.

Title: YOU. TO. BE. GETTING. THE. ****. OFF.

Subtitle: To be being serious. You to being wiped of my bum. This to be being my blog. You to be getting the **** off.

banana

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

[I Liek Mudkipz]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Rick Ashley Posted:

”They see my trollin’ they hatin’”

” They see me rick rollin’ they hatin’ “

InaneAnomaly

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2

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Ooh, a lot of good ones here but I’m fairly certain I can beat them all hands down.

Title: **** YOU

For srs.

Also, I’m pretty sure that you meant the Saturday that just pbumed, so, er…****. If not, HEY-O!

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

InaneAnomaly Posted:

Also, I’m pretty sure that you meant the Saturday that just pbumed, so, er…****. If not, HEY-O!

Nope, I mean Saturday as in tomorrow.

And since I’ll probably go to bed around 1 or 2 in the morning, it will technically be Sunday, but I’m going by Canadian time, which means “Its aboot the time I go to bed, eh?”

Camille_Zeta

Avatar: Rocker Chick
12

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

“The Pro-Skub WebBlog”.

Guaranteed to enrage all those filthy Anti-skubbers out there.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

“Under the Bridge”

You know, 3 billy goats gruff, troll bridge, etc etc etc.

Man I’m clever and hilarious Log in to see images!

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