January Posted:

Taggin’ along. Bloody hell, where could he have gone? Any ideas, bloke?

I am not to sure, but it won’t be to hard to find a fat naked man running around.

WinfieldScott Posted:

You really have no sense of urgency, do you? They are going to most likely KILL us. I can tell you all about the Island later.

And this is the forest, man. It is one big bathroom.

that’s right you slag! I’m furious that this nonsense has interrupted a brilliant funk recital of mine.

I’m gonna cut you lads up when I find you.

I slash one way, I slash the other! It’s gonna be like connect four in dagger terms…

Forget clothing. We need to make our way to the caves.

Quickly. I hear people in the distance.

Oi, pallies, I think they’re gettin’ away. I hear footsteps up ahead.

Damnit why does this forest have to be such a burden.

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Agent Killer on the road…remember our anger management discussion we had?

the Fact is needs to be subdued, but not killed. Please try and take this one alive, yes?

Alright, squire. Me screwdriver and knife set will stay holstered for now.

I can’t see or hear these whelps anywhere. If only my bleedin mbumive thumb was a bleedin mbumive ear.

For a number, you certainly are clueless. Are you familiar with the “poison ivy” species of plant? Alright, while we run, I suppose I can tell you a few things.

Firstly, I have no clue who Sheryl is. I escaped before you.

Secondly, everyone has a number. I have a number. I am 13.

Thirdly, you need to run faster.

Christ, how could one snake give us such a bad time?

Agents I need all available information on this interloper, possibly known as Winfield Scott.

He sounds like one of those bleeding heart reclusive writer types…so a douchebag basically.

****, I’ve been forgetting to cover our tracks.

We need to start running much, much faster. These people are far more capable than us, and can run faster than we can.