I only wish this thread were a joke.

She says, like, it’s ok, she still loves me, but… idk

Janie Posted:

Oh, come on. A full 2/3 of this community probably don’t even know what a Nobel Prize is. I rate at least average for these schlubs.

I will agree that you are among some of the smartest in this community… from what I’ve seen, much smarter than all of the staff. Perhaps you could do their job for them!

Veer Posted:

whoa man you’re hitting on jailbait

wouldn’t you rather hit on someone your own age

like me

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I don’t swing that was, friend!

Veer Posted:

Your flirting is terrible, Doctor, but your dreaminess makes up for it Log in to see images!

I dont swing that way, friend! Talk to my old pal Captain Jack Harkness.

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Right then.

Goth_Jesus Posted:

What do I do?

The solution is quite easy really.

First you go to an old persons home. You find the oldest dude around (for your girl of course) and you kill him.

Next you skin him and cut off his male reproductive organ so you can wear it over your body like a body suit.

You’re going to want to wear the male reproductive organ (as it is significantly larger than yours)

See?

Now that wasn’t so hard.

hope this helped.

DA **** NIG Posted:

The solution is quite easy really.

First you go to an old persons home. You find the oldest dude around (for your girl of course) and you kill him.

Next you skin him and cut off his male reproductive organ so you can wear it over your body like a body suit.

You’re going to want to wear the male reproductive organ (as it is significantly larger than yours)

See?

Now that wasn’t so hard.

hope this helped.

why would you vcut off the male reproductive organ if you’re going to wear it nayways gosh some ppl on this site are so dum

You don’t have to cut the male reproductive organ off. If you just make a slit from the base up the shaft, you should be able to peel the skin off.

DA **** NIG Posted:

I didn’t quite think of that.

But how would you keep the male reproductive organ erect?

That is going to be the problem any way this is done. Really, depending one the size difference, you might be better off just scrunching up the extra skin at the base of your male reproductive organ. You can disguise this with a male reproductive organ ring.