whoooooooooooooooooooooooooo are you

who who who who

(no seriously what the ****)

Doctor Who Posted:

Bloody hell, I keep seeing that sign and I don’t know what it is supposed to mean!

Terribly sorry, I’m not entirely sure what happened. I blank out for one minute, and when I come to I discover I’ve written some kind of gibberish in the thread!

Anyway, Welcome to Forumwarz!

Indeed, hello and a welcome, Doctor. Do enjoy your stay.

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PLEASE GOD TAKE ME AWAY FROM ALL THIS PAIN AND SUFFERING AND ON ADVENTURES THROUGH SPACE AND TIME. SHOW ME THE BEAUTY OF THE UNIVERSE, EVEN THE HORRORS ARE BEAUTIFUL COMPARED TO THIS MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE I HAVE. THERE’S A VOID IN MY SOUL THAT CAN ONLY BE FILLED BY THE LOVE OF THE STARS!! SHOW ME THE ETERNAL LOVE OF THE STARS!!!

Lame ^

Sorry, I forgot to take my meds today. Thankfully my nurse just showed up and gave me a shot to calm me down.

emotion_bleeds Posted:

Why are you called gentlemen, and not gentleman..? You have a schizoid disorder? Haha.

I believe his name is based off of a game called “Team Fortress Two”, but that’s just my basic knowledge of the joke! Hope you two can sort your differences though!

InaneAnomaly Posted:

Out in space they’re a sexy race

But aliens are not my piece of cake

Android sex and little male reproductive organs

Martians don’t give me no kicks

There’s just no kick with a little male reproductive organ

Quite… a song?

I’ve seen better mind you, but at least you tried.

InaneAnomaly Posted:

Yes, it’s a song called Deep Sexy Space by Lords Of Acid. I’m sure you’d quite like their stuff if you gave it a look.

So, while we’re on the subject of alien male reproductive organes, which races have the largest and smallest male reproductive organs? Log in to see images!

I for one am not a purveyor of such knowledge… I leave that stuff up to my friend Captain Jack Harkness, if you don’t mind.

I say you should forget about Martha. She was lame anyway. Let whatever monster has found her eat her. It’s for the best.

Then let someone kill you so you can regenerate again, because, frankly, your current iteration is annoying as hell.

n00Biff Posted:

Dear Dr Who,

I had no idea young Adric is in fact a homosexual and probably enjoys a round with the old sonic screwdriver. Your show is sort of an obscure PBS favorite over here across the pond and we are simply

not as aware of every little detail like your rabid homeslice fans.

... what show?