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Pumpkin I HAVE THE HOUSE TO MYSELF FOR 3 WEEKS

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

SUGGEST ME SOME MEANINGFUL AND/OR ENJOYABLE ACTIVITIES TO HELP Pbum THE TIME

EDITED FOR 2ND POST: THAT I DON’T ALREADY DO ALL THE DAMN TIME Log in to see images! Something_Witty edited this message on 06/19/2008 1:36AM

SODOMY KING

Avatar: Mother and Children

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

masturbation

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

ForumWarz party! Post your address and a time and we’ll all come over.


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

take a ****load of benadryl and make a thread about it


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Live nude for those 3 weeks.

have a party while still nude

**** in your freezer and see what happens.

**** under someone’s mattress


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Died

Avatar: Died's Avatar
3

[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Re-Re

Call tons and tons of callgirls, then kill them as they show up.  Then call me, don't kill me though.


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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

MC Banhammer Posted:

TBH I actually do that sort of thing a lot, though I can do it a lot louder and energetically now that I don’t have to worry about waking anyone up Log in to see images!

Johnny Mac Posted:

ForumWarz party! Post your address and a time and we’ll all come over.

4921 E CALLE DEL NORTE

PHOENIX, AZ 85018

(602) 840-7309

Turn up on the 28th at 7pm, BYO booze, free drunk white women for everyone! Hope you all can make it! Log in to see images!

BirdofPrey Posted:

take a ****load of benadryl and make a thread about it

I dunno what that is or how to get it, and I’d probably freak the crap out anyway Log in to see images!

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Live nude for those 3 weeks.

have a party while still nude

**** in your freezer and see what happens.

**** under someone’s mattress

it’s winter and I’d freeze my male reproductive organ off,

‘k,

ahahahaha,

see above.

Died Posted:

Call tons and tons of callgirls, then kill them as they show up.  Then call me, don't kill me though.

You’re confusing me with somebody who has money Log in to see images!

Died

Avatar: Died's Avatar
3

[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Re-Re

You don't pay them, you kill them, get with it "Witty."


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Something_Witty Posted:

4921 E CALLE DEL NORTE

PHOENIX, AZ 85018

(602) 840-7309

Turn up on the 28th at 7pm, BYO booze, free drunk white women for everyone! Hope you all can make it!

Lol holy ****, you live about 16 miles from me. No troll.

Johnny Mac edited this message on 06/19/2008 2:00AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Died Posted:

You don't pay them, you kill them, get with it "Witty."

Driving all the way out to a suitable corpse-dumping location will use a considerable amount of fuel. Fuel’s kinda expensive these days, if you hadn’t noticed.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Johnny Mac Posted:

Lol holy ****, you live about 16 miles from me. No troll.

All the more reason why you should come along, and bring all your friends with you!

Died

Avatar: Died's Avatar
3

[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Re-Re

Something_Witty Posted:

Driving all the way out to a suitable corpse-dumping location will use a considerable amount of fuel. Fuel’s kinda expensive these days, if you hadn’t noticed.

Tsk tsk, to “bumume” makes an “bum” of “u” and “me.”

I mentioned nothing of dumping the bodies, I said call me and wait, follow instructions.


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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Died Posted:

Tsk tsk, to “bumume” makes an “bum” of “u” and “me.”

I mentioned nothing of dumping the bodies, I said call me and wait, follow instructions.

............k’. Log in to see images!

CAPTAIN SODA

Avatar: CAPTAIN SODA's Avatar

[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

THEN WHEN THEY GET BACK JUMP OUT AND YELL “SUPRISE!”


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

jerk off


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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

CAPTAIN SODA Posted:

BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

THEN WHEN THEY GET BACK JUMP OUT AND YELL “SUPRISE!”

WHAT WILL I JUMP OUT FROM IF I HAVE NO HOUSE?!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Something_Witty Posted:

WHAT WILL I JUMP OUT FROM IF I HAVE NO HOUSE?!

burning embers of molten childhood treasures


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Repaint it in red and black stripes, or green with black polkadots.

Then have a party and invite me.


ilu man

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