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Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

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Customer: “What’s going to happen to my computer when the year 2000 hits? Will it just not work anymore, or what?”

Tech Support: “Actually, the year 2000 problem is this: it seems most of the computer code up until recently had been written bumuming that the first two digits in the year of any date were “19.” So basically, some of these applications, when the year 2000 rolls around, will reflect “1900,” rather than “2000.” Of course, there weren’t any computers around in the year 1900, and so your computer will simply disappear.”

Apparently a true story.


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Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two


An IFITL customer calls to tell me what the LIGHTS ON HER MODEM look like.

(IFITL customer don’t have modems)


Spending 50 minutes on a call explaining how to plug in an Ethernet cable.


Having to say “The address bar is the big white line at the top of your internet explorer, No Ma’am the internet explorer is what you opened when you clicked the big blue E. Yes Ma’am the white bar. Delete everything in that bar. Now type ‘192.’ No, not d-o-t, a period, yes ma’am”

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