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Rant Reasons why I am better than you.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

1. I wear a fedora.

2. I smoke a pipe.

3. Both my mother and father molested me.

4. I wear an eye patch.

5. I only **** she-males.

More later.

twas edited this message on 06/18/2008 4:28PM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Tangolho

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 24 Troll

The Repeater

reason #3 was enough.

HelLObUG

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Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

maybe you hsould be an emo i dno just get out maybe??


8)

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

was Posted:

1. I wear a fedora.

2. I smoke a pipe.

3. Both my mother and father molested me.

4. I wear an eye patch.

5. I only **** she-males.

More later.

6. I just killed myself.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Draconos

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10

Level 15 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

That’s a good list, You always have the best and most cool things happen to you!


twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

6. I just killed myself.

6. I have sexual relations with your mother, please refer to reason number 5.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

was Posted:

6. I have sexual relations with your mother, please refer to reason number 5.

7. After she was cremated


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

CAPTAIN SODA

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[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

was Posted:

2. I smoke a pipe.

QFT


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UnluckyCharms

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

1. I don’t need reasons, chingon

2. I have an accent

3. My fedora can beat up your fedora

[reasons #4 thru 7,000 are clbumified]


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iViva la revoluciĆ³n!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

7. I have not “achieved” any leaderboard e-peens.

8. I work for a beer distributor.

9. I am a giver.

10. I no longer post in Flamebate.

11. I listen to Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds and the Coathangers.

twas edited this message on 06/19/2008 3:33AM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

iIRZ

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

iIRZ is a funny fine upstanding member of society, which is to say that he did WTC and your mom

was Posted:

11. I listen to Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds and the Coathangers.

lol


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

iIRZ Posted:

lol

12. I was looking for authenticity, but I instead see you.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Alright my self sacrifice is over. I trust that I can be considered as a very mediocre poster. So long fellows, it was somewhat fun.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

was Posted:

Alright my self sacrifice is over. I trust that I can be considered as a very mediocre poster. So long fellows, it was somewhat fun.

NOOOOOOOO!Log in to see images!


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Kylie

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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 10 Camwhore

FIND NUDES OF ME SO FORT NARUTO CHANGES MY KLAN TITLE

Your name is wus so you’r a has-been lol.

Kylie

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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 10 Camwhore

FIND NUDES OF ME SO FORT NARUTO CHANGES MY KLAN TITLE

Kylie Posted:

Your name is was so you’r a has-been lol.

Quotin this.

{but really im just editing my double post, lol, don’t tell}

Kylie edited this message on 06/20/2008 2:25AM
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