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Poetry ITT: We give new text to INCIT-Bot 5000

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

1) Omygosh ti an nu round! Log in to see images!

2) Itz votin tym! Nead to vote or ytou can’t dew de winnin.

3) Lookies who win! Log in to see images!

4) Wii kneed moar votes, 5 I thinks, so wee wait longer.

5) Ther been a tie… so we all winz! Log in to see images!

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Voltaire

Avatar: 42567 2010-05-07 12:49:57 -0400
2

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

1) You thought the last pic was bad? Here’s another!

2) Time to vote! If you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified; this will probably happen the one time everybody votes for you.

3) Chances are, Orb won again!

4) Less lurking, more submitting! We need at least 5 submissions to escape from this infinite-loop hell.

5) INCIT-Bot 5000: There was actually a 3-way tie, so nobody was a clear winner Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

crayoncakes

Avatar: crayoncakes's Avatar
16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

It might be neat if the bot would occasionally make some kind of random comment outside of announcing stuff. Like once every five or six rounds he’d talk about how all these submissions were making him feel bloated, or “Oh man, you guys are going to facepalm once you see the submission I just got”. Or weird stuff, like “So, uh, I was talking to Excre-bot, and he’s been talking me into trying some new things, so I was wondering… Uh, you know what? Never mind.”

that might be too much stuff to put in, though >.>


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Murderousness

Avatar: Ron Paul
5

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

1) “We all be startin’ some ****. Write a joke about enjoy.”

2) “An informed society is the cornerstone of any democracy. Let’s try to make do without it.”

3) “Didn’t anyone realize this win was stolen? Don’t any of you look at the Hall of ****? Just kidding, even I don’t do that.

4) “The Wu-Tang Clan wouldn’t even tour with this few members. Here’s 30 more seconds.”

5) “I choose to disregard your creativity and wit. Use that submission again later. Although you’ll probably forget to vote that time. I hate all of you.”


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

raging apathy

Avatar: Blood Cells
4

Level 16 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

How about abusive psychotic wife mode?

1) It’s a new Round! I hate you! Hold me.

2) Vote, or else I’ll never love you again, because I can’t love the disqualified. My mother was right!

3) Here’s your results, cold, as usual! Where the hell have you been?

4) Your friends are stupid. They know we need 5 to continue, but they are lazy bumholes! I’m on my extended submission period!

5) I won’t award a 3-way, you pathetic creep! Nobody is a clear winner. So stop ****ing asking me!

SODOMY KING

Avatar: Mother and Children

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

raging apathy Posted:

How about abusive psychotic wife mode?

1) It’s a new Round! I hate you! Hold me.

2) Vote, or else I’ll never love you again, because I can’t love the disqualified. My mother was right!

3) Here’s your results, cold, as usual! Where the hell have you been?

4) Your friends are stupid. They know we need 5 to continue, but they are lazy bumholes! I’m on my extended submission period!

5) I won’t award a 3-way, you pathetic creep! Nobody is a clear winner. So stop ****ing asking me!

you have some probs man

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Replace Incit-Bot with Excre-Bot.


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Click here to give me internets!

View/click my draginz please

SODOMY KING

Avatar: Mother and Children

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

mo dude let me do his job id be pretty ba

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

kittiejenn Posted:

Replace Incit-Bot with Excre-Bot.

And

4. We need 5 virgins before I can begin the sacrifice.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

SODOMY KING

Avatar: Mother and Children

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

was Posted:

And

4. We need 5 virgins before I can begin the sacrifice.

i thought u were done posting get out

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

does anyone think the 6 one is good?

at all?


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I stole a picture. Did anyone notice? Also, im advertising forumwarz here

And i made myself a wiki page, Contribute to it in the comments sectionClick here to veiw

Tangolho

Avatar: Tangolho's Avatar
4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 24 Troll

The Repeater

1) This time try to be funny!

2) I know you can’t vote on yourself, but if you don’t vote for anyone you are disqualified.

3) Congratulations, you are winner!

4) We need more 5 or more people to play this game, actualy we dont, but anyways, I’ll give more time for submissions.

5) There was actually a treesome, I mean, 3-way tie. And no, you will never get a treesome unless two guys enjoy you. No winners this time!

Tangolho edited this message on 06/18/2008 8:31AM

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

i know its not in the contest, but i seriously think

6 Start voting you lazy chums

or something simialar is a good idea


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I stole a picture. Did anyone notice? Also, im advertising forumwarz here

And i made myself a wiki page, Contribute to it in the comments sectionClick here to veiw

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I could just announce the rounds myself.

****, I’m there enough.

Antikythera

Avatar: Webcam Girl

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

1) This round is impossible. Make no attempt to complete it. When done, place the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube on the 1500 megawatt Aperture Science heavy-duty super-colliding super-bumon.

2) Please vote on another suggestion in order to complete the test. I am not using reverse psychology on you. Remember, if at first you don’t succeed, you fail.

3) I’m making a note here: huge success. It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction. bumume the prize-receiving submission position. Failure to comply will result in a bad mark on your permanent record, followed by death.

4) Insufficient materials for task. Please collect other beings, and ensure they do not suffer from any permanent disabilities I. E. vaporization.

5) In this semi-rare situation there was a three-way tie. The effects of shame, suicidal thoughts, and a taste of blood in the mouth are not part of this test.


She said “I don’t believe an any old Jesus,

if there were a God, then why is my bum the perfect height from kicking?”

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Tangolho Posted:

3) Congratulations, you are winner!

YOU’RE WINNER!


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