This is very tl;dr and you kinda had to be there but I was told to post it so a few others could fap over it. BTW, I suck at coding and can’t do linebreaks or whatever it is called.

Impenetrable Formation: HELLO MY_MOTHER

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: what’s news?

Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: NOT MUCH IS GOING ON. I’M STILL CONTINUING MY SEARCH FOR A SMAPLE OF POWAR

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: you’ll never find the powar, cos it is in my pants.

Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: THEN I MUST REACH INTO YUOR PANTS TO GET THE POWAR

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: that will be an epic journey my dear friend, i wish you the best of luck, if you’re not back in 8 years, i’ll send in rescue teams

Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: THANK YUO FOR THAT BUT I WON’T GNEED IT SINCE I AM SURE I WILL SUCCEED

Impenetrable Formation: BUT FIRST I MUTS EAT I CANNOT START THE MISSION WITH AN EMPTY STOMACH

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: SUCCESS IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER……

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: no definitely not an empty stomach

Impenetrable Formation left.

30 mintues later…

Impenetrable Formation joined.

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: are you ready for your epic journey?

Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: I HAVE PREPARED EVERYTHING I NEEDED

Impenetrable Formation: NOW ALL YUO GNEED IS TEW OPEN YUOR PANTS

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: That was not part of the deal! I told you the powar was in my pants, finding access is now your problem.

Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: WHAT KIND OF PNATS DOES YUO WARE DEN

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: metal pants

Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: I HAS A FLAMETHROWRE

Impenetrable Formation: I SHALL NOW PROCEED TO FLAME YUOR PNATS

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: your fiery sticks are no match for my metal pantaloons

Impenetrable Formation: DEN I SHALL USE LIGHTENING

Impenetrable Formation: METAL CONDUCTS LIGHTNING I HERD

my_mother: plus what i forgot to tell you is that beneath my metal pants is a laser grid that can only be turned off by being turned on gettit gettit

my_mother: no im just kidding

Something_Witty: it

my_mother: DAMN YOU! i didnt think youd think of the lightning!

Impenetrable Formation: LIGHTENING ATTACK

my_mother: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PAAAAAAANTS

Impenetrable Formation: NOW THAT TEH ENTRY TO TEH PANTS IS DONE I SHALL FIND TEH POWAR

Impenetrable Formation: WHERE IS IT

my_mother: what i should have told you is that the powar is actually located oh man i cant think of anything to say without being gross

Something_Witty: this is like the weirdest cyber ever

my_mother: hahahahahah TECHNO CYBER

Impenetrable Formation: LOOKEE HERE I PHOUND AN ELEPHANT TRUNK

Impenetrable Formation: IT HAS A LIP TOO

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: WTF hahahaha

Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: THIS ELEPHANT TRUNK IS DIFFRENT FRUM ALL THE OTHER TRUNKS I SAW

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: it’s the special kind, i got it direct from a store in tel-aviv

Impenetrable Formation: IT IS SHORTER AND IT HAS A BULB-LIKE END AND IT HAS ONLY 1 HOLE DESPITE OTHER TRUNKS HAEVING 2

Impenetrable Formation: I TOUCH IT AND OBSERVE IT TO SEE IF IT IS WHAT I’VE BEEN PHINDING

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: if you are insinuating that i am a male i will be quite offended

my_mother: NO POWAR FOR YOU!

Something_Witty: *munches on popcorn*

Impenetrable Formation: THEN I REACH PHOR MY SCISSORS AND DRAW A LINE

Impenetrable Formation: A LINE AROUND THE TRUNK

Impenetrable Formation: I THEN PREPARE TO CUT IT

Impenetrable Formation: AFTER CAREFUL CALCULATION AND OBSERVATION I CUT IT OUT AND IT DROPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: lucky you didnt cut the wrong one or the powar would be ded

Impenetrable Formation: I GET A PLASTIC AND TRY TO PUT THE TRUNK INSIDE

Impenetrable Formation: BUT THEN THE TRUNK SUDDENLY STARTS FLYING ANG SHOOTING LAZERS AT ME

Impenetrable Formation: I NEVER REALIZED YOUR TRUNK KAN SHOOT LAZERS

my_mother: of course it can, it is a powarful trunk

Impenetrable Formation: IT FLIESL IKEA MOSQUITO

Impenetrable Formation: SUDDENLY IT GOES INSIDE MY MOUF

Impenetrable Formation: I KAMF FOFERFLY SFEAK NOW BUF FIS IS FE FEST OFFORFUNIFTY TO FWAP IF

Impenetrable Formation: I PUF THE FLASFIC ON MY MOUF ANF SFIT OUT THE TRUNK

Impenetrable Formation: THEN I CLOSE THE PLASTIC WIF RUBBER BAND

my_mother: im totally fapping so hard right now haha

Impenetrable Formation: I PUT IT INTO A CONTAINER SO TAHT IT WOULDN’T FWY AWAY ENIMORE

Impenetrable Formation: AND I PUT THE COINTAINER INTO ANOTHER CONTAINER FOR BETTER TRAPPAGE

Impenetrable Formation: AND I PUT THE CONTAINER INTO A BAG FOR FURTHER TRAPPAGE AGAIN

Impenetrable Formation: BUT THEN THE TRUNK FLEW OUT, BIGGER, BETTER, AND FASTER THAN B4

Impenetrable Formation: IT WANTED TO GET ME AND KILL ME SO I HID BEHIND YUO

Impenetrable Formation: AND PLANNED WAHT TEW DO NEXT

Impenetrable Formation: I SUDDENLY REALIZED I FORGOT TAHT I HAEV LIGHTENING ATTACK SO I EWES IT ON THE TRUNK BUT IT ONLY GOT BIGGER AND STRONGER AND FASTER

Impenetrable Formation: KAN YEW TELL ME ITS WEAKNESS PWEATY PWEASE

Impenetrable Formation: I REALIZE THERE’S NO HOPE FOR ME

Impenetrable Formation: SO I DUG THROUGH THE EARTH

Impenetrable Formation: DUG AND DUG AND DUG UNTIL I REACHED CHINA

Impenetrable Formation: I FIND OLD BEARDED MAN WHO GIVES ME ITS WEAKNESS WHICH IS FLASHLIGHT SO I GET IT AND WENT BACK

Impenetrable Formation: I USE IT TO TRAP THE TRUNK SO IT GET TRAPPED

Impenetrable Formation: I REPEATED PREVIOUS PROCEDURE OF WRAPPING IN PLASITC IN COTNAINER IN COTNAINER IN BAG ADN RAN AWAI

Impenetrable Formation: TAHNK YOU MY_MOTHER FOR THA POWAR NOW I SHALL OBSERVE IT FOR EDUCASHUBNAL PROPOISE

my_mother: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: MY POWAR IS TOO POWARFUL FOR YOU TO CONTAIN, IT WILL TAKE OVER YOUR BODY AND YOU WILL SUFFER LIKE I HAVE SUFFERED ALL THESE YEARS

Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: OH NO WHY DID YOU DO TIHS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Impenetrable Formation: THERS ONLY 1 OPSHUN: SELL IT ON EBAI

Impenetrable Formation: I SOLD MY 1 GALLON OF LINT ADN COLLECTION OF PAPERCLIPS THAR SO I SELL IT THAR FOR 0.99

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: DAMN YOU, why didnt I ever think of that??

Impenetrable Formation: SOMEONE NAMED YO MAMMA TAEKS IT AND I GET 0.99 AND I HAEV NO MORE TRUNK OF POWAR

Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: ONLY RE-RES ARE ABLE TO THINK OF TAHT

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: dammit, i knew i would be beaten by a re-re one day

Impenetrable Formation: IT WAS A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORSHUNS, BUT I CAME OUT THE WINNAR

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: but what will you study now that you dont have the trunk of powar??

Impenetrable Formation: TEHRE ARE OTHER SOURCES OF POWAR

Impenetrable Formation: ONE IS CAPTAIN SODA

elenaratelimit: aw man i need my rere in here if this is powar talk

Troglodyte: POWAR imo

my_mother: elenaratelimit: correction, it’s powar pr0n

Troglodyte: HOT

Impenetrable Formation: HOT INDEED

Troglodyte: CAN I WATCH LIKE A WEIRDO? PRMS I WONT DO ANYTHING WEIRD EXCEPT JERK IT AND STUFF

my_mother: totally should save this log cos it was some serious sxc powar pornage

Troglodyte: powarcannons

my_mother: i bet even captain soda couldn’t handle my trunk of powar, he is a very very powarful being but my trunk of powar is outrageous

my_mother: i just powarcame

Impenetrable Formation: BUT NOW YOUR TRUNK OF POWER IS WIF A MAN CALLED YO MOMMA

Troglodyte: BUT CAPT SODA IS A SOURCE OF POWAR… IF U 2 MELDED POWARS…IT CULD BE BEUTIFUL

Impenetrable Formation: THAT IS TRUE TROGLODYTE

Troglodyte: HE CULD PUT HIS POWARCANNON IN UR TRUNK OF PWAR, THINK ABOUT IT

my_mother: Troglodyte: i tried that once, it was so powarful

Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: HOW POWARFUL WAS IT

Troglodyte: U CULD END UP WITH SEMENPOWAR FOUNTAINS LIEK AT THE BELAIGIOS AND STUFFS

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: AS POWARFUL AS AN ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM CRASHING INTO A BRICK WALL DRIVING A MONSTERTRUCK WITH MAMMOTHS FOR WHEELS

Impenetrable Formation: OH MY GOD TAHT IS POWARFUL

Impenetrable Formation: I MUST GO AND CONTINUE MY EPIC JOURNEY FOR POWAR TO STUDY

Impenetrable Formation: FOR NOW I BID YOU FAREWELL GOOD CITIZENS

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: fine, i’ll just fap silently over these here chat logs

Something_Witty: BEST OF LUCK ON YOUR ADVENTURE

Impenetrable Formation: THANK YOU FOR THE LUCK NOW I MUST GO

my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: may the powar be with you. and also with you. we lift our hearts up to the powar. amen.

Impenetrable Formation left.

MEGAFAP

You’re so welcome.

We will always have this thread to come back to, on those cold lonely nights, when we need a little bit of pbumion and excitement in our lives.

I saved this to my hard drive…so if I ever feel lonely…I have something to fap to.

You guys are lifesavers! I needed new material Log in to see images!

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