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This is very tl;dr and you kinda had to be there but I was told to post it so a few others could fap over it. BTW, I suck at coding and can’t do linebreaks or whatever it is called.
Impenetrable Formation: HELLO MY_MOTHER
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: what’s news?
Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: NOT MUCH IS GOING ON. I’M STILL CONTINUING MY SEARCH FOR A SMAPLE OF POWAR
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: you’ll never find the powar, cos it is in my pants.
Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: THEN I MUST REACH INTO YUOR PANTS TO GET THE POWAR
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: that will be an epic journey my dear friend, i wish you the best of luck, if you’re not back in 8 years, i’ll send in rescue teams
Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: THANK YUO FOR THAT BUT I WON’T GNEED IT SINCE I AM SURE I WILL SUCCEED
Impenetrable Formation: BUT FIRST I MUTS EAT I CANNOT START THE MISSION WITH AN EMPTY STOMACH
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: SUCCESS IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER……
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: no definitely not an empty stomach
Impenetrable Formation left.
30 mintues later…
Impenetrable Formation joined.
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: are you ready for your epic journey?
Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: I HAVE PREPARED EVERYTHING I NEEDED
Impenetrable Formation: NOW ALL YUO GNEED IS TEW OPEN YUOR PANTS
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: That was not part of the deal! I told you the powar was in my pants, finding access is now your problem.
Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: WHAT KIND OF PNATS DOES YUO WARE DEN
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: metal pants
Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: I HAS A FLAMETHROWRE
Impenetrable Formation: I SHALL NOW PROCEED TO FLAME YUOR PNATS
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: your fiery sticks are no match for my metal pantaloons
Impenetrable Formation: DEN I SHALL USE LIGHTENING
Impenetrable Formation: METAL CONDUCTS LIGHTNING I HERD
my_mother: plus what i forgot to tell you is that beneath my metal pants is a laser grid that can only be turned off by being turned on gettit gettit
my_mother: no im just kidding
Something_Witty: it
my_mother: DAMN YOU! i didnt think youd think of the lightning!
Impenetrable Formation: LIGHTENING ATTACK
my_mother: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PAAAAAAANTS
Impenetrable Formation: NOW THAT TEH ENTRY TO TEH PANTS IS DONE I SHALL FIND TEH POWAR
Impenetrable Formation: WHERE IS IT
my_mother: what i should have told you is that the powar is actually located oh man i cant think of anything to say without being gross
Something_Witty: this is like the weirdest cyber ever
my_mother: hahahahahah TECHNO CYBER
Impenetrable Formation: LOOKEE HERE I PHOUND AN ELEPHANT TRUNK
Impenetrable Formation: IT HAS A LIP TOO
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: WTF hahahaha
Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: THIS ELEPHANT TRUNK IS DIFFRENT FRUM ALL THE OTHER TRUNKS I SAW
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: it’s the special kind, i got it direct from a store in tel-aviv
Impenetrable Formation: IT IS SHORTER AND IT HAS A BULB-LIKE END AND IT HAS ONLY 1 HOLE DESPITE OTHER TRUNKS HAEVING 2
Impenetrable Formation: I TOUCH IT AND OBSERVE IT TO SEE IF IT IS WHAT I’VE BEEN PHINDING
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: if you are insinuating that i am a male i will be quite offended
my_mother: NO POWAR FOR YOU!
Something_Witty: *munches on popcorn*
Impenetrable Formation: THEN I REACH PHOR MY SCISSORS AND DRAW A LINE
Impenetrable Formation: A LINE AROUND THE TRUNK
Impenetrable Formation: I THEN PREPARE TO CUT IT
Impenetrable Formation: AFTER CAREFUL CALCULATION AND OBSERVATION I CUT IT OUT AND IT DROPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: lucky you didnt cut the wrong one or the powar would be ded
Impenetrable Formation: I GET A PLASTIC AND TRY TO PUT THE TRUNK INSIDE
Impenetrable Formation: BUT THEN THE TRUNK SUDDENLY STARTS FLYING ANG SHOOTING LAZERS AT ME
Impenetrable Formation: I NEVER REALIZED YOUR TRUNK KAN SHOOT LAZERS
my_mother: of course it can, it is a powarful trunk
Impenetrable Formation: IT FLIESL IKEA MOSQUITO
Impenetrable Formation: SUDDENLY IT GOES INSIDE MY MOUF
Impenetrable Formation: I KAMF FOFERFLY SFEAK NOW BUF FIS IS FE FEST OFFORFUNIFTY TO FWAP IF
Impenetrable Formation: I PUF THE FLASFIC ON MY MOUF ANF SFIT OUT THE TRUNK
Impenetrable Formation: THEN I CLOSE THE PLASTIC WIF RUBBER BAND
my_mother: im totally fapping so hard right now haha
Impenetrable Formation: I PUT IT INTO A CONTAINER SO TAHT IT WOULDN’T FWY AWAY ENIMORE
Impenetrable Formation: AND I PUT THE COINTAINER INTO ANOTHER CONTAINER FOR BETTER TRAPPAGE
Impenetrable Formation: AND I PUT THE CONTAINER INTO A BAG FOR FURTHER TRAPPAGE AGAIN
Impenetrable Formation: BUT THEN THE TRUNK FLEW OUT, BIGGER, BETTER, AND FASTER THAN B4
Impenetrable Formation: IT WANTED TO GET ME AND KILL ME SO I HID BEHIND YUO
Impenetrable Formation: AND PLANNED WAHT TEW DO NEXT
Impenetrable Formation: I SUDDENLY REALIZED I FORGOT TAHT I HAEV LIGHTENING ATTACK SO I EWES IT ON THE TRUNK BUT IT ONLY GOT BIGGER AND STRONGER AND FASTER
Impenetrable Formation: KAN YEW TELL ME ITS WEAKNESS PWEATY PWEASE
Impenetrable Formation: I REALIZE THERE’S NO HOPE FOR ME
Impenetrable Formation: SO I DUG THROUGH THE EARTH
Impenetrable Formation: DUG AND DUG AND DUG UNTIL I REACHED CHINA
Impenetrable Formation: I FIND OLD BEARDED MAN WHO GIVES ME ITS WEAKNESS WHICH IS FLASHLIGHT SO I GET IT AND WENT BACK
Impenetrable Formation: I USE IT TO TRAP THE TRUNK SO IT GET TRAPPED
Impenetrable Formation: I REPEATED PREVIOUS PROCEDURE OF WRAPPING IN PLASITC IN COTNAINER IN COTNAINER IN BAG ADN RAN AWAI
Impenetrable Formation: TAHNK YOU MY_MOTHER FOR THA POWAR NOW I SHALL OBSERVE IT FOR EDUCASHUBNAL PROPOISE
my_mother: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: MY POWAR IS TOO POWARFUL FOR YOU TO CONTAIN, IT WILL TAKE OVER YOUR BODY AND YOU WILL SUFFER LIKE I HAVE SUFFERED ALL THESE YEARS
Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: OH NO WHY DID YOU DO TIHS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Impenetrable Formation: THERS ONLY 1 OPSHUN: SELL IT ON EBAI
Impenetrable Formation: I SOLD MY 1 GALLON OF LINT ADN COLLECTION OF PAPERCLIPS THAR SO I SELL IT THAR FOR 0.99
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: DAMN YOU, why didnt I ever think of that??
Impenetrable Formation: SOMEONE NAMED YO MAMMA TAEKS IT AND I GET 0.99 AND I HAEV NO MORE TRUNK OF POWAR
Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: ONLY RE-RES ARE ABLE TO THINK OF TAHT
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: dammit, i knew i would be beaten by a re-re one day
Impenetrable Formation: IT WAS A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORSHUNS, BUT I CAME OUT THE WINNAR
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: but what will you study now that you dont have the trunk of powar??
Impenetrable Formation: TEHRE ARE OTHER SOURCES OF POWAR
Impenetrable Formation: ONE IS CAPTAIN SODA
elenaratelimit: aw man i need my rere in here if this is powar talk
Troglodyte: POWAR imo
my_mother: elenaratelimit: correction, it’s powar pr0n
Troglodyte: HOT
Impenetrable Formation: HOT INDEED
Troglodyte: CAN I WATCH LIKE A WEIRDO? PRMS I WONT DO ANYTHING WEIRD EXCEPT JERK IT AND STUFF
my_mother: totally should save this log cos it was some serious sxc powar pornage
Troglodyte: powarcannons
my_mother: i bet even captain soda couldn’t handle my trunk of powar, he is a very very powarful being but my trunk of powar is outrageous
my_mother: i just powarcame
Impenetrable Formation: BUT NOW YOUR TRUNK OF POWER IS WIF A MAN CALLED YO MOMMA
Troglodyte: BUT CAPT SODA IS A SOURCE OF POWAR… IF U 2 MELDED POWARS…IT CULD BE BEUTIFUL
Impenetrable Formation: THAT IS TRUE TROGLODYTE
Troglodyte: HE CULD PUT HIS POWARCANNON IN UR TRUNK OF PWAR, THINK ABOUT IT
my_mother: Troglodyte: i tried that once, it was so powarful
Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: HOW POWARFUL WAS IT
Troglodyte: U CULD END UP WITH SEMENPOWAR FOUNTAINS LIEK AT THE BELAIGIOS AND STUFFS
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: AS POWARFUL AS AN ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM CRASHING INTO A BRICK WALL DRIVING A MONSTERTRUCK WITH MAMMOTHS FOR WHEELS
Impenetrable Formation: OH MY GOD TAHT IS POWARFUL
Impenetrable Formation: I MUST GO AND CONTINUE MY EPIC JOURNEY FOR POWAR TO STUDY
Impenetrable Formation: FOR NOW I BID YOU FAREWELL GOOD CITIZENS
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: fine, i’ll just fap silently over these here chat logs
Something_Witty: BEST OF LUCK ON YOUR ADVENTURE
Impenetrable Formation: THANK YOU FOR THE LUCK NOW I MUST GO
my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: may the powar be with you. and also with you. we lift our hearts up to the powar. amen.
Impenetrable Formation left.
MEGAFAP |
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Posted On: 06/15/2008 8:36AM | View my_mother's Profile | # | ||||||
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oh **** me I lol’ed so hard, this is greatness Log in to see images!
It has made my night…thank yooooouuuu |
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Posted On: 06/15/2008 8:57AM | View BloodNymph's Profile | # | ||||||
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You’re so welcome.
We will always have this thread to come back to, on those cold lonely nights, when we need a little bit of pbumion and excitement in our lives. |
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Posted On: 06/15/2008 9:00AM | View my_mother's Profile | # | ||||||
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powar cannon in the powar trunk for the ejaculate win |
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Posted On: 06/15/2008 9:06AM | View elenaratelimit's Profile | # | ||||||
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I saved this to my hard drive…so if I ever feel lonely…I have something to fap to.
You guys are lifesavers! I needed new material Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/15/2008 9:16AM | View BloodNymph's Profile | # | ||||||
That ****ing sucked.
Not funny at all.
Give me my 3 minutes back. |
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Posted On: 06/15/2008 9:32AM | View BigMother's Profile | # | ||||||
22/10 |
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