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Sex Contest: 3 point rebound

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

DEAR FLAMEBATE: recently I have broken up with my boyfriend

but how does that pertain to you???

well you see i am very emotionally vulnerable at the moment

therefore the point of this contest is for you to attempt to seduce me

three brownie points will go to the most successful/funny attempt

or possibly whoever brings me closest to suicide

contest ends on June 22

(no i am not going to actually date anyone from here this is just a way to have a silly contest Log in to see images!


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

briddy if you date me i will bring you up from your life of failure

for i am your lord durp


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

(also first)


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Epic thread in 3…2…1…


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Baby, I don’t want your brownie points, I just want to make your toes curl. Log in to see images!


ilu man

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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

i am a sensitive and caring individual also i am very good in bed.


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crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Veer Posted:

briddy if you date me i will bring you up from your life of failure

for i am your lord durp

veer you can’t do the suicide and seduction at once Log in to see images!


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Yummy_great times_Du-
mpster

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5

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Mmm…crayoncakes, I would lay you back on a plush bed and place soft, lingering kisses starting from your ankles and work my way up your smooth legs. My hands would caress your supple body as my warm, moist tongue parted your woman's genitalslips, seeking out your delicious nub. I would press my pert breasts against your legs as my body writhed gently with the pleasure of your taste. My tongue would very slowly snake down your glistening folds, teasing and lapping your warmth before delving into your tight,silken walls….oh!oh!oh! omguh…I’ll finish this later

Yummy_Cum_Dumpster edited this message on 06/15/2008 12:59AM

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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

crayoncakes Posted:

veer you can’t do the suicide and seduction at once Log in to see images!

thanks to necrophilia, i can Log in to see images!


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Rick Ashley

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3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

I am a 5 foot female. I weigh 120 pounds and I’m a GREAT cook. I am a cousin with the one and only Rick astley. If you choose me I can give you a great time. ;D

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

That’s amore

When the world seems to shine like you’ve had too much wine

That’s amore

Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling

And you’ll sing “Vita Bella”

Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay

Like a gay tarantella


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

I dedicate this to you.


ilu man

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Rick Ashley

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3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Crayoncakes..This is a song that explaisn what I won’t do to you..and all the good parts I will.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Rick Ashley edited this message on 06/15/2008 1:19AM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

/win


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Draconos

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10

Level 15 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You, me, missonary position.

I like it kinky like that.


crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Rick Ashley Posted:

Crayoncakes..This is a song that explaisn what I won’t do to you..and all the good parts I will.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7Zuui

I knew exactly what that was

why did I click Log in to see images!


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Draconos

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10

Level 15 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

crayoncakes Posted:

I knew exactly what that was

why did I click Log in to see images!

You have a deep subconcious desire to hear Rick Astley’s soothing voice of rebumurance?


enire

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9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Darling, You must be exhausted after everything you’ve been through. Here; let me pour you a glbum of wine…

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Your bath is waiting for you. The water’s just right.

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I’ve left something for you on the back of the door. Slip into it when you’re done with the bath, and sit down next to me.

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I’ll rub your aching feet…

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...then gently — ever so gently — begin kissing that tender spot in the arches. You know the one…

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As the night unfolds, we’ll forget about everything else and fall into one another, over and over again.


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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Sorry to hear that sweetie. I’ve got my hands full, so no seduction lines, but if you want to stop by I’ll have a couple of my pets boys serve us tea.


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Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Crayoncakes..I will never give you up, never let you down..never run around or hurt you..I swear…

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