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The story of the tampon
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So, this happened tonight.
I’m a lapdancer, have been since I was 16. Don’t judge me please.
I’m “on” at the moment, so obviously I went the obvious route and used a tampon.
However, when you’re dancing/stripping, you obviously can’t have a bit of thread hanging out of between your legs! So I cut the thread off, like I normally do.
Anyway, it was all fine till I got home. I realised I couldn’t get the tampon out. I struggled for ages, digging around up there… and it’s not nice (you girls know that!). It took me so long, and I was getting ‘stuff’ all over my hands. I was seriously worried by this stage, so I asked my flatmate to help me. I’m really not sure why, I just wanted someone there with me..
She digged in there for ages and eventually got the end of it with some tweezers, and pull it out.
Absolutely horrible, I know.
I’ll never put a Tampon in my bum again.
Signed,
Dave. 22/M/UK |
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| Posted On: 06/14/2008 4:36PM |
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you had a girl digging around in your bum? ...can i have her number [quote]Golden Horde Posted:
I believe you, after all why should you guys cover it up? Some ****ing ugly skinny little pimple faced teenaged **** with a girly voice, who I would beat up daily just for being that ****ing fabulous person looking, makes a youtube video where he sings some fabulous person song in a fabulous person falsetto voice from his mommies house, and the thread gets moved to full of win and everyone rushes to tell him how cool he is and how full of win it was.
Some teenaged weeaboo nicknamed Pali whose fabulous person Gaia friends call “Candyfabulous person” and who has the most unbelieveably gay avatar I have ever seen in my entire life gets outed while trying to troll someone else, and he’s called cool.
You’re right why bother trying to hide the fact that your klan is filled with geeks nerds and fabulous persons who would get their skinny pimply faced bumes beat every single day in any self respecting high school, for being the ****wads they are, when even after they are outed for being the fabulous persons they are somehow people still think they are cool.
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| Posted On: 06/14/2008 4:37PM |
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Like, why did you have a tampon in your bum? Doesn’t blood come out from the woman's genitals…? |
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| Posted On: 06/15/2008 6:48AM |
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YAWN
already was w8ing for that ending.
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| Posted On: 06/15/2008 6:52AM |
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I CAME Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/15/2008 12:04PM |
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