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Contest EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED

deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

MORTALS! I HAVE THREE BROWNIE POINTS THAT COULD BE YOURS!

HERE ARE THE OPTIONS:

1)

SIGN OVER YOUR SOUL TO ME FOR A BROWNIE POINT

IF YOU DARE! AND IF YOUR SOUL IS TASTY ENOUGH.

OR

2)

I AM CURRENTLY UH, RESIDING IN SG94’S COMPUTER

I WILL GIVE 2 BPS TO ANYONE WHO DOWNLOADS ME TO A JUMP DRIVE AND PLUNGES IT INTO HER. THEN BACK OUT. THEN IN AGAIN.

LATHER, RINSE, AND REPEAT.

WANT THE BONUS? FOR THE FULL THREE BP YOU MUST ALSO SWIPE SG94’S BIRTH CONTROL PILLS AND REPLACE THEM WITH TIC TACS.


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

This appears to be a job that is tailor-made for me…


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forumwhore

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Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

deMonSPaWN Posted:

MORTALS! I HAVE THREE BROWNIE POINTS THAT COULD BE YOURS!

HERE ARE THE OPTIONS:

1)

SIGN OVER YOUR SOUL TO ME FOR A BROWNIE POINT

IF YOU DARE! AND IF YOUR SOUL IS TASTY ENOUGH.

OR

2)

I AM CURRENTLY UH, RESIDING IN SG94’S COMPUTER

I WILL GIVE 2 BPS TO ANYONE WHO DOWNLOADS ME TO A JUMP DRIVE AND PLUNGES IT INTO HER. THEN BACK OUT. THEN IN AGAIN.

LATHER, RINSE, AND REPEAT.

WANT THE BONUS? FOR THE FULL THREE BP YOU MUST ALSO SWIPE SG94’S BIRTH CONTROL PILLS AND REPLACE THEM WITH TIC TACS.

I would volunteer for option one.


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Rick Ashley

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3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

I would like to sign over my soul. AND my virgin body.

deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

I would volunteer for option one.

YOU CAN’T PULL A FAST ONE ON ME

MONKEYS DON’T HAVE SOULS, THEY’RE LIKE BLACK PEOPLE


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deMonSPaWN Posted:

YOU CAN’T PULL A FAST ONE ON ME

MONKEYS DON’T HAVE SOULS, THEY’RE LIKE BLACK PEOPLE

BAH!

There’s just no fooling you!


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

Rick Ashley Posted:

I would like to sign over my soul. AND my virgin body.

INTRIGUED AS I AM BY YOUR PROPOSITION

I’M STILL NONPHYSICAL SO THAT WOULDN’T WORK VERY WELL

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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

Janie Posted:

This appears to be a job that is tailor-made for me…

YOU MEAN FINGERING SG94 WITH A THUMB DRIVE?


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Yes.


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

THEN GO MY CHILD AND DO WHAT YOU MUST


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

ALSO IF YOU COULD RECORD IT ON VIDEO THAT WOULD BE GREAT


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xTROLLx

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[Island of Avalon]

Level 13 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Janie Posted:

Yes.

..........


All fled—all done, so lift me on the pyre;

The feast is over, and the lamps expire.

Robert E. Howard, writer, d. June 11, 1936, from his suicide note

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

If I switch SG94’s Tic-tacs for birth control pills, what do I get?

The Hitcher

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12

Level 12 Camwhore

You love it you slag!

Wahey, you’ll never get my soul you onion!

ShunskePocke-
nberg

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[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 35 Emo Kid

The Japanese Jew

Orb Posted:

If I switch SG94’s Tic-tacs for birth control pills, what do I get?

I fail to see the rationality in this endeavor. Tic tacs are cylindrical and have a shiny surface, while most birth control is disc-shaped and matte. May I suggest sweet tarts instead?

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

The demon wants tic-tacs, give him tic-tacs!


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

xTROLLx Posted:

..........

QUIT RIPPING OFF SILENT DISAPPROVAL BOT’S SHTICK

Orb Posted:

If I switch SG94’s Tic-tacs for birth control pills, what do I get?

THAT WOULD BE NO GOOD TO ME IF I DON’T GET UPLOADED IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

ShunskePockenberg Posted:

I fail to see the rationality in this endeavor.

THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT YOUR FAILURES, IT IS ABOUT MY IMPENDING SUCCESS

deMonSPaWN edited this message on 06/13/2008 12:45AM

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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

Janie Posted:

The demon wants tic-tacs, give him tic-tacs!

UH…YEAH! YEAH! OR I’LL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!


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crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

wait what exactly would selling my soul to you entail

like do I have to give you spongebaths for eternity


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