It was a bright, shining day. The new prince was going to be announced in a parade. The audience was full of noobs, innocently asking one another ridiculous questions. Then, the parade started. The people in animals suits came first, having sex with one another as they walked. Right behind them were two cats, shooting LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL in an endless stream out of their mouths. Then, the first float. A boxing match, with a PS3, a xBox 360, and a Wii, in an endless battle. Then, the next float. Two girls, ejecting feces into a cup and eating it. The audience of noobs did not like that part much and started throwing Hack-Bombs in. The moderator police watching (three owls, one saying “ORLY”, one “YARLY”, and one “NO WAI!” were quick to remove them, however, from the event. The parade continued. The next group of people were a group of trolls, flailing their clubs around. A band came in next, playing the hamster dance, and then the Numa Numa dance. The announcer (Fatal1ty), announced, “And next, someone you’ll recognize.” A gigantic balloon version of the Star Wars Kid came through. “This is the final float, folks.” Fatal1ty announced. A gigantic white block sat. A person dressed like an N, a person dressed like an S, a person dressed like an F, and a person dressed like a W pranced down from the top of it. The side of the white block fell off, revealing Goatse. “And the new prince:” Rick Astley then came out from within the block “RICK ASTLEY!” Rick Astley then began playing “Never gonna give you up”, as the audience sang along. When the song was over, Fatal1ty asked, “So, Rick, how does it feel to be the new prince?” Rick Astley then replied “I know I’ll enjoy being the knew prince of Bel-Air”.

True story.

guenwhyever Posted:

new*?

Yup. New.

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Big Brother Posted:

... When the song was over, Fatal1ty asked, “So, Rick, how does it feel to be the new prince?” Rick Astley then replied “I know I’ll enjoy being the knew prince of Bel-Air”.

LoTek Posted:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/381418

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Hi Master_Troll,

I apologize for this Demonstration of My alpha Male dominance in relation to your Effeminate Puppy subservience.

But shouldn’t You at least Friend me before Smothering my Nads with Sweet trolling?

Either way, Raepdog should reclbumify This thread, Full of Won ...

P.S. Are you also Paying Out reciprocally for Confirmed alts, I’d love to tackle Episode two?

LoTek@127.0.0.1-Linux:~# ftp 127.0.0.1/Free Pørn Hax

Raepdog Posted:

The only good post in GOTO 10. Ever.

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LoTek Posted:

ForumWarz names some Cookies, ‘a_prince_of_a_town’ and ‘a_town_called_bel_air’

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/381418

Big Brother Posted:

... When the song was over, Fatal1ty asked, “So, Rick, how does it feel to be the new prince?” Rick Astley then replied “I know I’ll enjoy being the knew prince of Bel-Air”.

what the **** is up with these ****ty old posts talking about **** from 3 years ago what the **** guys goddamn stop it

Fingerz Posted:

hush, you. Let the oldfabulous persons reminisce in peace.

HURF DURF OLD MEMES is lame.

viscera Posted:

I like your avatar, bob. Log in to see images!

I LIKE YOURS ITS FUNNY CAUSE YOU HAVE BAD TEETH AND A BLODDY VAG

bobdisgea Posted:

HURF DURF OLD MEMES is lame.

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fingerz is bobs mom?