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My tiem here has been fun (Log in to see images!) and I would liek to thank u for accepting me so redily into ur ranks. My pain has been a little less overwhelming after I founded this place, and I haev even made new friends.

Just a few days ago I met a man named “Captain Soda” who offerd to punch me inna stomach (i figure that’s kind of like a hug, only with more powar). And yesterday, I met Mr. Henry Wadsworth Longefellow himself, which was very surprising to me because I thought he had been ded for at least 10 years. He shared some of his pottery (sp?) with me, which was very neice of him.

However, my wild online suckess has only shown me how empty my other life is. I have no frends, my parents don’t give me enuff moneys, and the grrrrls won’t date me even thought I shoot looks at them and play hard-to-catch.

So I am sad (Log in to see images!) to tell you all that I haev decided to “souffle off my mortal coil”, to “end it all”, to “go gentle into that good night”. I haev ordered a bottle of sleeping pills from a nice Swedish person on ebay (trelle69), and soon I will be able to carry out my plank.

I hoep u will all be supportive of my decishun.

R2 Posted:

I hoep u will all be supportive of my decishun.

I fully support your decision to die.

I felt a tear coming on.

Ohwait.

No.

R2 Posted:

Deer forumwarriors

My tiem here has been fun (Log in to see images!) and I would liek to thank u for accepting me so redily into ur ranks. My pain has been a little less overwhelming after I founded this place, and I haev even made new friends.

Just a few days ago I met a man named “Captain Soda” who offerd to punch me inna stomach (i figure that’s kind of like a hug, only with more powar). And yesterday, I met Mr. Henry Wadsworth Longefellow himself, which was very surprising to me because I thought he had been ded for at least 10 years. He shared some of his pottery (sp?) with me, which was very neice of him.

However, my wild online suckess has only shown me how empty my other life is. I have no frends, my parents don’t give me enuff moneys, and the grrrrls won’t date me even thought I shoot looks at them and play hard-to-catch.

So I am sad (Log in to see images!) to tell you all that I haev decided to “souffle off my mortal coil”, to “end it all”, to “go gentle into that good night”. I haev ordered a bottle of sleeping pills from a nice Swedish person on ebay (trelle69), and soon I will be able to carry out my plank.

I hoep u will all be supportive of my decishun.

Why do you want to die for? If you don’t have enough friends you can come over to my house and I can show you my comics!

Evil Karp Posted:

who are you?

Soon I will be no1.

MongoloidWarrior: the pain has become too unbareble for me to live. Even comix cannot raise me from this depreshun that I have fallen into.

I alredy tried to cut my arteries with an electric razer, but that didn’t work so well.

I thought that I wuld use a tried and tested method this tiem.

Janie Posted:

More creative suicide methods:

Eat a sock full of tacks. Stomach acid will dissolve the sock, letting the tacks go to work.

Cover yourself with honey and then tie your feet to a high tree branch. Let go. You will likely not be strong enough to reach up and untie feet. Wait for nature to find you in the form of bees, bears, mosquitoes, etc.

Sign up for parachute lessons. Jump fine the first time (in tandem with instructor). Second time, when on your own, ditch your chute pack.

Scorpions, scorpions, scorpions!

excellent ideas there Janie.

what about tie a rope to the bumper of your dads lexus and tie the other end around your neck, then go to sleep under your dads lexus. when he goes to work he will drag you down the street by your neck likely breaking it. and dont worry about him noticing you are being dragged. He likely doesnt pay attention to you anyway.

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I would feel nothing.

contemplating suicide

we weep for the born

hi

i hear The Happening is full of good suggestions

perhaps you should watch it