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Help THE CAPTAIN SODA INSTIUTE FOR LEARNING HIGHER POWAR

I r Grog I r Pwr ful I r Bar Bar ian

Mi Ax R mor pWr fulr n I kil u wit Mi ax

I tra vil wit Wiz erd hoo shoot ta Fire bal n may b Lite nin

N may b a elf or dwarf go wit me. May b ta elf iz wiz erd but dwarf kin no b wiz erd. dwarf kin b prie….pree….prei…...heel r


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Grog The Barbarian Posted:

I r Grog I r Pwr ful I r Bar Bar ian

Mi Ax R mor pWr fulr n I kil u wit Mi ax

I tra vil wit Wiz erd hoo shoot ta Fire bal n may b Lite nin

N may b a elf or dwarf go wit me. May b ta elf iz wiz erd but dwarf kin no b wiz erd. dwarf kin b prie….pree….prei…...heel r

les in 2

I r pwr fil

I kut ork hed off wit mi ax 1 tym hed fli 1 zillyon myl a wayz.

I punch da evil wiz erd in ta throte n hiz hed pop

I kik sen tar in dink n mayk hm a wim on cuz he dink fal off and fli a way. it fal in dog gee fod bowl n dog gee swal er it lyk it saw sug is.

I pwr fil nuff 2 doo les sun um wut great times aff tor 2? 9?


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Eirairaianna

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Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

Log in to see images! I dide’mt see leson 2.

The powarfull thingI did was wehn this bad fak polise ladei took me in her car I pukked in her perse adn, I shott her leg wiht a BB gun adn, I stoll some papers from herc ar . She got mad adn, let me go wiht out geting teh ransem muney she wanted adn hse even agrede to leve Janei adn Keri and Bif alone.

Mabey its not very powarfull. Log in to see images! I shoud try to do somthign more powarfull tihs weke adn, tell you about it.

OK bye. Liteningbolot LOL!!!

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Eirairianna elf wizerd. LOL. Plese send me a freind reqwets!!@!!

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Eirairaianna

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Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

Grog The Barbarian Posted:

I tra vil wit Wiz erd hoo shoot ta Fire bal n may b Lite nin

N may b a elf

I am an efl wizerd adn I nede to do somthign powarfull tihs weke, also I shote litening bolt!!!LOL. Can I go adventeuring with yo u?


Eirairianna elf wizerd. LOL. Plese send me a freind reqwets!!@!!

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Eirairaianna Posted:

I am an efl wizerd adn I nede to do somthign powarfull tihs weke, also I shote litening bolt!!!LOL. Can I go adventeuring with yo u?

ok u kin great times wit me


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arbitrayer

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Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

HOW DO I SHOT LIGHTNINGBOLT?


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u hav 2 b a wiz erd 2 shat a lite nin bolt


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bunny_killer

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 25 Camwhore

I'M A FAT COW MOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO

OLDfabulous person Posted:

I GOTZ A WIFFLE BAT!

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what is betewwn you legs does not count although it is powerfulLog in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

bunny_killer

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 25 Camwhore

I'M A FAT COW MOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO

MC Banhammer Posted:

Lesson 1: I can ban you. How’s that for power?

Lesson 2: I’ve banned plenty of people. And some are still banned!

I came you are hot


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Impenetrable-
Formation

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4

Level 27 Permanoob

“Brain Dead”

1: POWAR IS A VERY POWARFUL THING I ONCE AQCIRED A SMAPLE OF EHT ADN IT KILLED EVERYBODY IN MAI TOWN SO YEH POWAR IS VERY POWARFUL

2: I REMEMBER STUDYING SAID SAMPLE OF POWAR WIT DIFRENT THNGIS LYK SALIVAS AND STUFF AND DEN I DROOLED ON THE SAMPLE OF POWAR DEN IT GAEV ME ACID SPEET SO I USE EET TO KILL BAD GUYS AT NIGHT WEARING MAI UNDIES ON MY HED IS TAHT POWARFUL ENUFF


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MyKals_M0m

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Level 12 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

Remember, salt is the most important ingredient, but also the mosto powerful. Use too little, no flavor. Too much and the whole thing is ruind. That’s why a pinch realy means a pinch.

Try this one for Magic Dust Spice Mix (you can use on lots of stuff)

* 1/2 cup papriika

* 1/4 cup kosher salt, finely ground

* 1/4 cup sugar

* 2 tablespoons mustard power

* 1/4 cup chili powder

* 1/4 cup ground great timesin

* 2 tablespoons ground black pepper

* 1/4 cup granulated garlic

* 2 tablespoons cayenne

Ron doesn’t like spicy stuff so I only use this when we’re taking sstuff to a BBQ or something but it’s prty good


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DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

1) Object of powar: Wolverine and/or the Thing > the Hulk. All you have to do is blow some smoke from a fat spliff in the Hulk’s face, which makes him go from Log in to see images!. I use pictures so re-res can all understand, but originally this was in a 150 page PHD dissertation.

2) Displays of my powar: In addition to proving the above, I’ve done many notable things. Yes, many. If you know them not, you do not have enough powar to be told.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

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[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

1. SUPER HAPPY FUN KITTY MAKE WISH!!! to be most powerful thing in whole world.

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and then:

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Also Desk calendar

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Is the soda humping the kitty? I’m confused.


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CAPTAIN SODA

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[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
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Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

GOOD JOB A LOT OF YOU PbumED THAT LESSON WELL

LESSON #3: YOU MUST RECOGNIZE POWARFUL THINGS GO FIND PICTURES OF SOMETHING POWARFUL AND POST IT IN HER


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this pow r fil


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ham star no pow er fil

I no how mayk ham star pow r fil

Reed in struk shons b low

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I win?


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