Evil Karp Posted:

Dear students,

In your last essays I have noticed you made a lot of the same mistakes. I am very disappointed in you all, we have discussed this all in clbum last wednesday. A DIRECT quote from some of the essays I have gotten from you all; ’’Oh, what a rat race!’’. From now on I won’t correct any of these mistakes, you should find them yourself and not waste my time with your ignorance. Toby has handed in a PERFECT essay, take an example out of him; ’’Мальчик сви, никак не ожидала я = You are ordered to gather together and go on…’’. Do you see the difference between this and Sanders?; Шики-шики швайне = Flow of cars, I arrived peacefully’’?! The due date for the next essay next week friday,

Kind Regards,

Mr. Karp

I have an essay for you…

Once upon a time there were some good guys…

Then, I came along to **** them up

And since I am physically identical to one of these do-gooders

It was quite easy.

Now, professor…

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LET ME SEE INSIDE YOUR HEAD…

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EvilMirrorShunske Posted:

I have an essay for you…

Once upon a time there were some good guys…

Then, I came along to **** them up

And since I am physically identical to one of these do-gooders

It was quite easy.

Now, professor…

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LET ME SEE INSIDE YOUR HEAD…

...

After I read your e-mail I was furious, I was very clear about the Seeker! I’ve been searching low and high Jonathan, I’m sorry but you still have to hand in your essay tomorrow,

Mr Karp

Evil Karp Posted:

After I read your e-mail I was furious, I was very clear about the Seeker! I’ve been searching low and high Jonathan, I’m sorry but you still have to hand in your essay tomorrow,

Mr Karp

You got fired.

NOW you understand rejection, loneliness.

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How does it feel.

Big Brother Posted:

Dear Mr. Karp.

As you would happen to be my Employee (I am Dr. Brother the Principal) I can confirm that communicating with students over Forumwarz is completely unsatisfactory. You are thus fired. Good bye.

Dr. Brother

I saw this carved on your desk Jonathan;

1. Didn’t take no chances

2. I was a pris’ner of doubt.

Explanation please?! I’ll see you in my officer tomorrow,

Mr, Karp

Big Brother Posted:

You are personally expelled from my school for communicating with fired teachers over the internet, specifically in an innapropriate Internet World Wide Web video monitor game.

Dear Jonathan,

I have to say that you’re expelled because of the following reason:

1. My heart keeps playin’ it through

2. with you, my friend

I will not reply to your e-mail anymore

I just wanted to express my feelings about this thread.. They are as follows:

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Also DIE

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Janie Posted:

Doodoo is so obviously fake.

I do not understand this thread.

The poop may be fake my dear, but I bumure you that my feelings about this thread being absolute shyte, are genuine.

JacksonKelly Posted:

KARP IS A TAMPAX

MIRROR SHUNSKE IS A ****ING FREAK

UHHHHMMMMMI GUESSSSSS THE REST OF U R KOOL

MAYBE!!!!!!!!!

2 TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND ME OUTSYDE

ROUND ME OUTSYDE

ROUND ME OUTSYYYYYDE

JACKSON SUCKS!!!!!!

O WAIT N/M

ALSO FAKE DOODY IS KOOL ANYWAY

nanafabulous personiesus Posted:

why isn’t gentlemen in the gentlemans club

in before: because he’s a fabulous person

He is…

For being unable to comprehend simple things such as who is in what, I leave you with a parting gift.

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Gentlemen Posted:

I can see that nana is a complete buffoon. Apparently, he doesn’t realize I am the leader of The Gentleman’s Club.

YOU SHOULD BE A MEMBER OF KLAN REEEEE-REEEEE

YOU HAVE A LOT OF POWAR