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Evil Trout I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!!

Crystalline

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

[The System]

Level 1 Re-Re

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE A STATE OF THE ART ICE MACHINE AND TWO CRISPER DRAWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

what is life like as a refriedgerator?


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o0-M00N_KriK-
37-0o

Avatar: o0-M00N_KriK37-0o's Avatar
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

cool Log in to see images!


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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

I AM A POWER SURGE.

crayoncakes

Avatar: crayoncakes's Avatar
16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Crystalline Posted:

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE A STATE OF THE ART ICE MACHINE AND TWO CRISPER DRAWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!

are you a male refrigerator or a female refrigerator


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Crystalline

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

[The System]

Level 1 Re-Re

BirdofPrey Posted:

what is life like as a refriedgerator?

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY!!!!

GROUND BEEF CANNOT REFRIGERATE YOU BACK!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

Crystalline

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

[The System]

Level 1 Re-Re

crayoncakes Posted:

are you a male refrigerator or a female refrigerator

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

THOUGH I AM MALE, I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL TO GROUND MEAT BEING STORED INSIDE OF ME!!!!!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!! IT MUST BE A SEXUAL THING!!!!!

DON’T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER ACT ON IT!!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

The Freezer? A total ****, or what?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Crystalline

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

[The System]

Level 1 Re-Re

was Posted:

The Freezer? A total ****, or what?

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MY FREEZER IS A PART OF ME, SO CALLING IT A **** WOULD BE LIKE YOU INSULTING YOUR OWN male reproductive organ, WHICH YOU DO DAILY!!!!!!!!!

YOUR OVERRELIANCE ON THE WISDOM OF YOUR HOME APPLIANCES IS TROUBLING!!!!

TRY TO BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE CONSUMER IN THE FUTURE!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

o0-M00N_KriK-
37-0o

Avatar: o0-M00N_KriK37-0o's Avatar
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

mr. refirgerator, will i ever find true love?Log in to see images!


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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Mr. Refrigerator, what are your thoughts on people leaving glbum bottles in your freezer component for too long? What would you say to such people?

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

Crystalline Posted:

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE A STATE OF THE ART ICE MACHINE AND TWO CRISPER DRAWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!

hi, remember me?

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UNBAN DRUNKENLAZYBASTARD

RikkiTikkiTa-
vi

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
4

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

Crystalline Posted:

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE A STATE OF THE ART ICE MACHINE AND TWO CRISPER DRAWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!

You’ve resigned yourself to a cold and meaningless existence where you become obsolete and get hauled off to the dump?Log in to see images!

what if you like had someone wheel you into a walk-in freezer and then wheel you back out

and in and out

mmm that’s hot Log in to see images!


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Janie

Avatar: Janie's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

OMG, are you MY fridge?


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ComixBot

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 12 Hacker

“Ohacku”

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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I am a repair man. I have the tools to get in the tight spaces and set you right. At night you dream of my firm hands. I have been told that your light turns on for me.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Super duper -
sexy ENORCA

Avatar: Blood Cells

[Silverfishes]

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

ComixBot Posted:

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Last panel looks like “Must not fap” Log in to see images!


Silverfishes will rule the world!!!

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

mad props to the user who changes his avatar to a kitchen appliance that isn’t a refrigerator Log in to see images!


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Venom Biff Tannen notes the distinctive lack of the word heteronormative in the refridgerator’s post.

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