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Politics Faux News

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

WE GET IT REPUBLICANS SUCK AND GOD IS SILLY

I am sick of all these right-wing parodies jesus christ would you pricks be original once in a while

>:u

Dimitri Rasc-
alov

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 1 Re-Re

It’s weazel news male reproductive organ

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

Avatar: Heat Seeking Moisture Missile's Avatar
2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Veer Posted:

WE GET IT REPUBLICANS SUCK AND GOD IS SILLY

I am sick of all these right-wing parodies jesus christ would you pricks be original once in a while

>:u

this

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Originality gets ideas downvoted. If you want your forum to win, it has to make fun of another website. Log in to see images!

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

L2 Posted:

Originality gets ideas downvoted. If you want your forum to win, it has to make fun of another website. Log in to see images!

um

fox news isn’t a website. Log in to see images!

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

L2 Posted:

Originality gets ideas downvoted. If you want your forum to win, it has to make fun of another website. Log in to see images!

But there are PLENTY of Democrat or left wing leaning websites to make fun of as well, some of which are incredibly lame.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

I have to say, I hate ideas that aren’t even forums. Log in to see images!

Robert James-
Fischer

Avatar: 43618 Wed Jul 08 18:15:24 -0400 2009
30

Level 35 Troll

World Chess Champion

“Faux News” is exactly the type of regurgitated internet meme we should make fun of, not copy.Log in to see images!

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Tesfan Posted:

um

fox news isn’t a website. Log in to see images!

Technically…Fox News does have a website. But I’ll revise what I said – it has to make fun of SOMETHING to succeed.

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

But there are PLENTY of Democrat or left wing leaning websites to make fun of as well, some of which are incredibly lame.

True…but they’re a lot less appealing than groups or websites that are based on traditions and values (i.e., right-leaning), and are harder to write for.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

scullyangel Posted:

I have to say, I hate ideas that aren’t even forums. Log in to see images!

I second.

nanafabulous personiesus

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[ Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Re-Re

great firewall of china = forum

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

nanafabulous personiesus Posted:

great firewall of china = forum

Please explain. The Great Firewall of China was just a name for a surveillance program called The Golden Shield Project.

Esperanza

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 21 Emo Kid

You got BP? I will let you put it in my bum.

was Posted:

Please explain. The Great Firewall of China was just a name for a surveillance program called The Golden Shield Project.

That’s what it is in REAL LIFE. However, in Forumwarzia, it’s a place where all the Chinese government officials chill.

Robert James-
Fischer

Avatar: 43618 Wed Jul 08 18:15:24 -0400 2009
30

Level 35 Troll

World Chess Champion

Back on Topic: Faux News sucks and you should feel bad for voting for it. Someone make a parody of a liberal site for a change, there’s plenty of left-leaning crap that deserves to be ridiculed.

Arktor

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
24

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

male reproductive organ Liquor Posted:

Back on Topic: Faux News sucks and you should feel bad for voting for it. Someone make a parody of a liberal site for a change, there’s plenty of left-leaning crap that deserves to be ridiculed.

Give us some examples to work with, I don’t feel like searching google for left-leaning crap.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

do we even have forums yet about people that love guns, or anime? why is the same **** being repeated over and over again when there’s plenty of original ground to cover?

Arktor

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
24

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

BirdofPrey Posted:

do we even have forums yet about people that love guns, or anime? why is the same **** being repeated over and over again when there’s plenty of original ground to cover?

because people suck at voting

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

we dont have guns yet, but terra online is sort of anime

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

how about making fun of creepy fan forums where people obsess over one person? How about ‘thug’ forums where people talk about being original g’s and post pictures of their grills? how can I sit here and come up with good idea after good idea and almost every week the forums is uninspired ****? These are questions we should be asking ourselves.

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

if everyone upvoted the non-derivative forums we might have something

heres a list of promising candidates:

Save the Ethiopian Princes

Rage against the moderators

Xtreme! Body Mod Forums

Sideshow Gallery

Mistress Spanksalot’s Playground

The Anime Hub

Dial Up and Proud

Paramilitary Sorority

just to name a few that haven’t been -5d

a quick review shows that there are more non-derivative works out there than derivative works, the question is, which should win, even if it isn’t?

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