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Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

Try Ironman this time.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Nillo Posted:

Try Ironman this time.

Alrighty, Bamp is quite a tough mofo.

Starting off his journey on Phobos, Bamp circles around to the base entrance, hearing moans from inside the building. Opening the door, he comes across 2 medpacks, which he gratefully picks up. Whether Bamp’s more skilled and cautious than his two fallen comrades or just damn lucky, he clears the first floor quickly and decisively, only sustaining a single punch in the gut from a sluggish ex-marine.

Grabbing all their ammo and the sergeant’s shotgun, Bamp descends to the 2nd floor of the base and takes in his surroundings…

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Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Explore cautiously and try to find a better weapon.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Rick Ashley Posted:

Explore cautiously and try to find a better weapon.

Bamp checks his immediate surroundings. Grabbing the nearby medpack, he wanders through the darkness to the other side of the room, and comes face to face with 2 former sergeants! One fires at him and hits, but thankfully the long range takes some of the sting out of what would’ve been a nasty injury.

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Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Continue to explore looking for more weapons/medpacks.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Rick Ashley Posted:

Continue to explore looking for more weapons/medpacks.

Ignoring the sergeants, Bamp bolts through a side-door. He runs into a small group of former humans guarding a medpack, and trades shots with them. Grabbing the pack and their ammo, he continues to look around. He comes across a combat knife. He picks it up, but discovers his pack is already full. He ponders what, if anything, he should discard or use…

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Mr Po Po

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Use a medpack for space

Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Yeah use a medpack, since you are at 45% anyway.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Mr Po Po Posted:

Use a medpack for space

Feeling pretty beaten up from his earlier fight, Bamp uses up a pack and grabs the knife. Seeing nothing of else of interest, he returns to where he encountered the formers. He could swear he heard more lurking around the room on his way through…

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Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Advance slowly, pulling any levers you see once.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Rick Ashley Posted:

Advance slowly, pulling any levers you see once.

Bamp cautiously traverses the room before him, hearing noises but not encountering anything until he gets about halfway through. He notices two things that catch his interest: an imp, and the stairway to the next floor! The imp glares menacingly…

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Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Quickly switch to your pistol and plant a bullet into the imp’s head.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Rick Ashley Posted:

Quickly switch to your pistol and plant a bullet into the imp’s head.

Bamp switches his weapons and begins firing like crazy, but the beast refuses to go down without a fight. A few fireballs later, he steps over its corpse and continues on. Finding nothing else in the current room, he looks into the next. He spies a shiny suit of armor near a barrel, just waiting for him…along with another imp.

Log in to see images! Something_Witty edited this message on 06/04/2008 10:39PM

Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

If blowing up the barrel DOES NOT remove the armor shoot that, if it does, just dispose of that imp with your pistol.

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

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bunny_killer

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9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 25 Camwhore

I'M A FAT COW MOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO

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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Rick Ashley Posted:

If blowing up the barrel DOES NOT remove the armor shoot that, if it does, just dispose of that imp with your pistol.

(pretty sure it will. One leaky imp coming up)

Bamp has a pretty ****ty run of luck, the imp hits him several times, and his shots careen wildly every which way EXCEPT at the imp. Interestingly, he hears a scream come from the darkness when one of his shots misses… Using another medpack, Bamp finally kills the damn thing, then grabs the armor.

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Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Try healing yourself to about 50% then use the stairs.

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Rick Ashley Posted:

Try healing yourself to about 50% then use the stairs.

It’s my turn Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Kill more Imps!

Also heal you going to die

Bear edited this message on 06/04/2008 11:15PM

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Bear Posted:

It’s my turn Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Kill more Imps!

Also heal you going to die

(Sorry dude, first user to post a legitimate response, it’s stated in the first post. You both mentioned healing though, so I’ll do that at least)

Anyways, Bamp decides to cut his losses and search a new area. Bugger the monsters. Patching himself up as he descends to the next floor, he smells a breeze of morbid air. He finds himself in a small room…

Log in to see images! Something_Witty edited this message on 06/04/2008 11:29PM

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