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Evil Trout More like The Great Firewall of HOLY **** THIS FORUM IS HARD

Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Arktor Posted:

It’s hard to think of something that is skill related. After all, any fixed problem will have a fixed solution. I suppose you could do something like, a forum would base its damage off of the damage of the attack that you just used against it. And similarly, using consumables would cause it to heal itself. Actually, imagine if GFoC healed itself for 100 every time you used a smileprin XR. But still, you could beat it just by bringing in enough Smileprin XR and waiting to get lucky.

@pluvius: I’m not sure if you were serious, but if you were I think you’ll find that the flezz earned from GFoC does not compensate for the repair costs of the DML. You’d be better off using the DML to run Praypal, which isn’t saying much.

If you are willing to streak or do minrepair the DML is quite nice.

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
26

[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Arktor Posted:

@pluvius: I’m not sure if you were serious, but if you were I think you’ll find that the flezz earned from GFoC does not compensate for the repair costs of the DML. You’d be better off using the DML to run Praypal, which isn’t saying much.

No, sorry, the answer was, “Douchebags who want to show off by doing stupid, costly things.” Though again, I think the usefulness of the DML will change when the level cap is raised.

Vuron Posted:

If you are willing to streak or do minrepair the DML is quite nice.

Thinking that PrayPal would still be better. For the record, I used 18 SmilePrin XRs on a seven-thread run. (And my repair costs were F13,333, all but a couple of hundred of which were the DML, for anyone who cares. Actually considerably better than I was expecting; I guess this is the good side of “item deterioration is based on number of hits, not amount of damage.”Log in to see images!

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I am great, I beat this forum and now never again to venture into the Asian forums.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Pluvius did it in 231 seconds… god.

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I was down to my last 5 pills at the end. Never want to do a forum that hard again.

Robert James-
Fischer

Avatar: 43618 Wed Jul 08 18:15:24 -0400 2009
30

Level 35 Troll

World Chess Champion

littlefran Posted:

Pluvius did it in 231 seconds… god.

I was less than impressed, actually. If I can farm up a DML quickly I’ll have a go at a REAL speedrunLog in to see images!

Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
20

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

127 Smileprin, 7 threads.

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
26

[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

littlefran Posted:

Pluvius did it in 231 seconds… god.

It can be done a lot faster than that. I’m not a speedrunner (I even prefer clicking to using my keypad) and I had fairly bad luck slowing me down.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

69 XR, 4 cocaine for 7 threads here.

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I am jealous of everyone who managed to get seven threads.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Fook mi Posted:

I am jealous of everyone who managed to get seven threads.

Thread number resets every 30 minutes, I had to wait 2 hours with all my consumables on a 7-thread forum.

I got 11, 9, 10 first :/

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

littlefran Posted:

Thread number resets every 30 minutes, I had to wait 2 hours with all my consumables on a 7-thread forum.

I got 11, 9, 10 first :/

Haha, I must of really lucked out top get the highest amount possible.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Fook mi Posted:

Haha, I must of really lucked out top get the highest amount possible.

Heh, I was afraid to run out of consumables if I just went on a forum with any number of threads, so I did a short research and found out the confirmed* min was 7.

* “confirmed” because someone mentioned they pwned it with 6 threads earlier, but there’s no real confirmation.

Listen2Reason

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
7

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Owned.

I re-speced to have 23 Defense, went in, saw 8 threads and figured I’d go for it. I went in with 200 Smileprin XR and 12 Blunt Trauma, ended up with 116 Smileprin XR and 8 Blunt Trauma.

What makes it not terrible is how, with so much defense, you get runs of misses. I’d take meds until over 200 Ego, just to be sure; if not that, I’d do Ophelia’s Poetry; if not that, I’d do Your Momma; if not that, I’d Fap. And I still had about a dozen times where all those moves were recharging and I was still over 200, so I resorted to Insult.

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Although Trolls are a little nerfed in comparision to Emo Kids or Camwhores, this forum is still best suited for them.

I’m guessing they’ll be the new overpowered clbum of EP2, if Defense continues to be so damn effective on hard-hitting forums. Log in to see images!

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

littlefran Posted:

Heh, I was afraid to run out of consumables if I just went on a forum with any number of threads, so I did a short research and found out the confirmed* min was 7.

* “confirmed” because someone mentioned they pwned it with 6 threads earlier, but there’s no real confirmation.

It only looks like six because the seventh is under the toolbar.

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

la noche triste Posted:

It only looks like six because the seventh is under the toolbar.

I definitely did it with 6. I would have died if it had been 7 because I didn’t have enough.

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Took about 168 SXR and 3 L’ORLYs on seven threads. I was lazy so I didn’t take any risks- mostly just healed constantly until there was an opening for an Ophelia. It’s not that tough, just expensive and time-consuming.

connor

Avatar: connor's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

oh **** you!

I just went in, with 12 visits left, as soon as I went in I had 9 visits, and it crashed, so I left it, and now I have 5 visits.

seriously. what the ****

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

connor Posted:

oh **** you!

I just went in, with 12 visits left, as soon as I went in I had 9 visits, and it crashed, so I left it, and now I have 5 visits.

seriously. what the ****

I had the same problem today – I wanted to attack, got an error mbumage, refreshed and got an error message again. Three refreshes later I got a different message: No forum visits left… Well, I reported it as a bug.

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