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Pumpkin Venom Biff Tannen I have a proposition for you.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

For a mere 4 bp I will find spiderman for you, I know where he lurks this very moment. I will also require a razor blade, my other one has gone dull.

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Never mind this, Biff. I told you where Spiderman is. He’s in my bedroom right now, sitting on my bed. You’d better hurry over here.


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

She is lieing! She has a fake spiderman!

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

You’ll never know unless you come over and check it out, Biff.

BTW, did you get any special…you know, powers?


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Fine the “real” spiderman might be at Janie’s house, but I know the postion of another that will take his place when he’s dead!

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Venom Biff Tannen cannot be decieved! Spiderman is hiding out in The Real TSB.

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Not true! We’re eating chips and drinking Diet Dr. Pepper. He made a web hammock in my room. You’d better get over here. Seriously.


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

I can provide you with pictures that I know his location!

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Venom Biff Tannen notes that you two have been deceived by the telepathic powers of Spiderman’s bumociate Professor Crayoncakes Xavier.

SirIsaac

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Troll

WHSOutcast at gmail dot com

I know not where Spiderman is.


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

SirIsaac Posted:

I know not where Spiderman is.

Venom Biff Tannen points out that Spiderman has just posted.

“There You are Spiderman my greatest foe!”

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

SirIsaac Posted:

I know not where Spiderman is.

See? That’s ‘cause he’s with me. Biff, he really wants to get it on over here. I told him that I was saving myself for you, and he said, and I quote:

“You’d **** that damned Venom Biff Tannen? He’s a total loser. If he was here right now, I’d show him who was stronger.”

Just sayin’

Janie edited this message on 06/01/2008 10:42PM

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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

damn it sirisaac you weren’t supposed to reveal your identity as spiderman


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Venom Biff Tannen is getting all emo because SpiderIsaac has stolen his girlfriend.

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Biff! I’m kinda getting turned on by the spider suit. I mean, I’m still saving myself for you, but if you were here, it would be easier. I mean, I’ve always had this thing for bugs, as you know.


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Venom Biff Tannen is fraught with indecision. Dare he go to his girlfriend’s side while still unprepared to face Spisaacderman? And yet if he doesn’t. no doubt the cursed arachnid’s charisma will overpower poor janie’s good sense and she’ll have him shooting web everywhere. Log in to see images!

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Biff, I’m so sorry I turned you into a freakish monster and all. I’m going to try to keep Spiderman here. I’m feeding him Margaritas laced with Euthanides right now, so he might be kinda weak when you get here.

Damn, that suit is sexy, though.

Janie edited this message on 06/01/2008 11:09PM

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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

I’m still 100% sure that Biff likes the male reproductive organ.


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Veer Posted:

I’m still 100% sure that Biff likes the male reproductive organ.

QFT


Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

If Biff is bi, that’s ok. I’m pretty sure I’m bi as well.

Spiderman, otoh, seems to be about 49% homo.

He’s nearly pbumed out now, Biff. You could totally swoop in and kill his arachnid bum. Which, btw, is pretty fine.


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