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Movies Dakota Fanning Appreciation Thread

Robert James-
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Avatar: 43618 Wed Jul 08 18:15:24 -0400 2009
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It’s damn hard to deny that little Dakota Fanning is one of the most promising young talents in Hollywood these days and I thought we could use a thread listing the various ways in which she is great.

1) She has beautiful feet

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Robert James Fischer edited this message on 06/24/2008 8:32AM

twas

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Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Well now she just needs to learn how to cook.

twas edited this message on 05/31/2008 7:30PM

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BirdofPrey

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I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

UNDEVELOPED BREASTS


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Adolf Hilton

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Dakota is a real good actor, probably the best child actor ever, but the part that gets me the most about her is how much she looks like my sister. I mean, if you put a picture of her next to a picture of my little sister you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. When she went missing we showed a picture of her to the cops and the chump cop just went “Yeah, I thought she was cute in War of the Worlds, too.”

That cop was a goddamn prince.

elenaratelim-
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chica bonita

BUMP 4 DAKOTA, BUT SHE WILL ALWAYS BE NR.2 IN MY HEART

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Reason #2 : She’s a pedophile.

Log in to see images! Odalisque edited this message on 05/31/2008 8:14PM


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This thread is full of win.


Gene Hackman

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fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

This thread is full of win.

I thought you are only sexually attracted to other monkeys?


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Heat Seeking-
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Chito Posted:

I thought you are only sexually attracted to other monkeys?

Homo Sapiens is simply one step up on the evolutionary ladder form monkeys, as science clearly shows.

Therefore, we as humans, are all just smart monkeys.


Odalisque

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DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

#3: She yells at horses.

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Veer

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my only complaint is that you people are happy

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Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Just 4 more years till shez legal, guyz!


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Robert James-
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4) She’s really nice to her fans.Log in to see images! Robert James Fischer edited this message on 06/24/2008 8:36AM


Robert James-
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5) She’s holding a little piggy, so cuteLog in to see images!

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The Repeater

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Max Payne

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I hope she dies

TUBSWEETIE

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MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

she looks like a chick i work with.

both girls are attractive to me.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Robert James-
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6) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Robert James Fischer edited this message on 06/03/2008 1:26PM


elenaratelim-
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chica bonita

BUMP 4 DAKOTA FANS


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i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

her teeth are ****ed up lol


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