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nanafabulous personiesus Posted:

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Of what? Your unoriginality? Your lack of creativity?


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Science has proven that we are nothing more than one step above monkeys in the evolutionary scale.

We are simply, smarter monkeys.

There is no God, or higher being, and no higher purpose, or higher truth, and life really is just a random accident.

When you die, that’s all she wrote, your life was an accident you are an accident, and there is NO PURPOSE to life, no “reason for being here”.

Religion comes from peoples misguided attempts to make everyone play nice, and also from peoples attempts to place controls over others behaviors.

Laws also, are nothing more than a series of controls, to make people play nice, and to control them and make them more pbumive.

Why aren’t more people who believe that there is no God, no higher purpose, willing to put their beliefs on the line, and behave like the smart monkeys we are?

Evolution is clear, the strongest monkeys survive long enough, to pbum on their DNA and that IS the ONLY meaning of life.

Therefore, since everything really is meaningless, since we really are simply smart monkeys, with no spirit or afterlife, or supreme being to answer to, (which science itself has PROVEN), I have decided to go one step beyond the normal beliefs of the typical atheist, who belives as I do that all of this is simply random coincidence.

I am going to put my beliefs on the line.

I am going to do whatever I want to whomever I want, whenever I want to do it.

I will take whatever I want whenever I want to take it.

Why not? People are nothing special, they are just smart animals, intelligent monkeys, one step from swinging in trees and fighting over bananas.

Therefore I will kill those who I dislike, or think are weak. Killing is nothing special, no more than putting down a diseased or weak animal, why should ity be considered wrong?

It is my belief that, governments and laws and religions, only slow down evolution by making us weak and pbumive.

These things stand in the way of truth.

Religions have people who (erroneously) believe so strongly that they are willing to martyr themselves for what they see as truth.

Well I for one, am willing to live my life like the smart monkey science has shown I am.

And if the law, or the government decide that my showing the world the only real truth, and the way we SHOULD be living, through my actions, is reason to jail me, or eliminate me, then I will be the worlds first true martyr for evolution.

Funny is flicking off people in traffic who you don’t know at all, but are currently ****ed at.

FUNNIER, is standing in an elevator with two friends and a coworker, and when the friend goes to hit a bumon and accidentally punches the wrong one, you lean over, your mouth two inches from their ear, and scream “LEARN TO OPERATE THE ****ING ELEVATOR bumONS, ****CAMEL!!”

Am I really reading this huge post? It’s at least a million words long. It reminds me of this one time I had to type a huge speech for my science teacher back at w00ten. I must have spent about fifty hours typing that thing but the power went off at 4:00 AM and I forgot to save. That killed me.

Also, tl;dr.

controversial thread!!

You’re right, I will summarise.

Behave like the smart monkey you are. Take what you want when you want it.

Stop letting government and religion slow down evolution, by keeping humans weak.

Live life, like the meaningless fight for survival that it is. Take what you can get out of it, and don’t let religion or government or laws tell you it’s “wrong”, there is NO SUCH THING as right or wrong.

In the end, that is the only way to make humans strong, and to help along evolution.

fenk the evil midnight stabber edited this message on 05/31/2008 6:34PM

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oh yeah, well you’re GAY

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l2 Posted:

That’s the crux of science though, making the impossible possible, and the illogical logical.

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Why do governments support those who are hanidcapped, mentally and genetically inferior?

This is counterproductive to evolution, and survival of the fittest.

It also allows for those, who normally wouldn’t be able to survive, to have the chance to pbum along their weak DNA.


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fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

Why do governments support those who are hanidcapped, mentally and genetically inferior?

This is counterproductive to evolution, and survival of the fittest.

It also allows for those, who normally wouldn’t be able to survive, to have the chance to pbum along their weak DNA.

i actually prefer fenk’s tl;dr posts to whatever he was doing before

keep it up fenk


l2 Posted:

That’s the crux of science though, making the impossible possible, and the illogical logical.

l2 is a dumbhead

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fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

Why do governments support those who are hanidcapped, mentally and genetically inferior?

This is counterproductive to evolution, and survival of the fittest.

It also allows for those, who normally wouldn’t be able to survive, to have the chance to pbum along their weak DNA.

You are right. Now why don’t you step into this oven here and I will show you the final solution.


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nanafabulous personiesus Posted:

i actually prefer fenk’s tl;dr posts to whatever he was doing before

keep it up fenk

I hope that you are impotent, because I would hate to see your stupid gene pbumed on to anyone else.


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Chito Posted:

You are right. Now why don’t you step into this oven here and I will show you the final solution.

Close, but Hitler made some crucial mistakes.

What Hitler didn’t realize is that it is not specific races which are genetically inferior, but it is specific people who are.

For example, he hated blacks right? I guarantee that if he and say, Michael Jordan were fighting over the same woman, so as to pbum on their DNA, Jordan would have won that fight.

Therefore Jordan is genetically superior, regardless of his race.

It’s not race (which is a fictional creation of man) which is the problem, it is inferior genetics.

Governments should be supporting evolution not hindering it.

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/31/2008 8:03PM

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