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Macho PROJECT PAT NEEDS A KLAN YO

Project Pat

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

Don't you get mad at me cause your broad den chose-up
Glad to see the truck when I pull up
Gon' pop the lock big booty hoppin' in now
Dark skin, gold teeth man you know we in now
I know that's yo baby momma
I know that it hurts some
You know when we get together
I'm gon' let her twurk some
Let her hit the blunt some
No time of the month son
Pull out a condom
Then I make a run some
Freaky as she wanna be
I'ma let her gonna be
She can be herself anytime that she get wit' me
Backseat action riverside relaxin'
Flick in the DVD that bum I'm waxin'
I'ma keep it real wit' cha
I'ma let her deal wit' cha
I don't fight over hoes I'ma let the steel hit cha
All on the town talkin' bad tryna down me
In your heart really sad boy you betta crown me

You ****in' wit' my lut'
When you lay on yo' child support
She alwayz give me half of that on my car note
Hundred spoke rims sittin' slick on the Escalade
Couldna been the king of heart mane baby got me paid
First of the year tax time keep me wit' a smile
I'ma get a extra couple g's claimin' yo' child
Yeah that's why I know
This is the world that we living in
Don't get hot, stya about my game, and quit meddling
Pedalin' in these weed sacks
fine upstanding member of society give me feedback
I don't need no stems dog
You can get the seeds back
Always been a hustla
That's were **** is diggin'
Do just like I tell her to
And wit' no renigen
Her lips and my brain
We can go a long way
On her arm my name
Got that for her birthday
I say that's the only way I gotta have it
Branded for life
All the bum I'ma grab it

BALLIN TIL I’M FALLIN BABEH


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Project Pat

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

i want you


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Project Pat

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

I DONT KNOW fine upstanding member of society, PROJECT PAT DON’T LIKE fabulous personS


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AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
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[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

just give the word and yer in.

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UNBAN DRUNKENLAZYBASTARD

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Now this is a story all about how my

Life got flipped turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there

I’ll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground is where I spent most of my days

Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’, all cool

And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys they were up to no good

Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.”

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!”

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Beat that, Pat

Johnny Mac edited this message on 05/29/2008 11:27PM

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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

Project Pat Posted:

I DONT KNOW fine upstanding member of society, PROJECT PAT DON’T LIKE fabulous personS

you sure? he has a grape-flavored male reproductive organ


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

yo project pat i totally dig yo’ phat beats you oughta come chil wit’ da shortbus

we ridin’


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Project Pat

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

AIGHT fine upstanding member of society IF TSB DOWN WIT PAT, PAT DOWN WITH TSB

MAYBE PAT WILL MAKE THE ROUNDS TO A FEW OTHER GANGS IF TSB AIN’T DOWN bum ****ES


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Morro the As-
sless

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[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Troll

The Biggest and Greatest Bodyguard on the Interwebz

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“The Depravato” 100% fabulous person free


Gary Niger for President ‘08

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Will Post in thread when he is Serious or Roleplaying

nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

TSB WANTS TO RIDE WITH PAT IF THATS COOL WIT HIM

TSB GOTS A LOTTA FINE ****ES PAT


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Project Pat

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

Morro the bumless Posted:

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“The Depravato” 100% fabulous person free

I AIN’T INTERESTED IN YO **** bum GANG FOO

ONE GUY AIN’T NO GANG PLAYA, 2 fine upstanding member of societyS AIN’T MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME NAW’MSAYIN


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

AW SWEET TSB JUST GOT THE MOST BALLIN PLAYER IN THIS ****


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

PROJECT PAT MEET PROJECT PATRICK

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Project Pat

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

WHAT THA **** IS THAT **** fine upstanding member of society

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Project Pat

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

IS DIS **** IN FULL OF WON YET DAAAAAAAAAAMN

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girthz

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3

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Project Pat Posted:

[b]IS DIS **** IN FULL OF WON YET DAAAAAAAAAAMN

YOUR SONG IS ****Log in to see images!

I THINK I SEE BoP PUBES IN YOUR GRILLLZ

Project Pat

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

girthz Posted:

YOUR SONG IS ****Log in to see images!

I THINK I SEE BoP PUBES IN YOUR GRILLLZ

NAW PLAYA I ****ED YO MOM ON THE CADDY LAST NIGHT

AND I SPIT FIRE MUH****A


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

Project Pat Posted:

NAW PLAYA I ****ED YO MOM ON THE CADDY LAST NIGHT

AND I SPIT FIRE MUH****A

OBVIOUSLY ITS NOT GRAPE FIRE


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girthz

Avatar: Tight Skirt
3

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

NAW PLAYA YOU ****ED YOUR DADDY IN A GEO METRO LAST NITE

THATS NOT FIRE YOU’RE SPITTIN— ITS great times

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