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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Not possible. Damn.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

MathLuv8

Avatar: Leather Boots
10

Level 59 Camwhore

“Sergeant Slutter”

Never gonna turn around…

Dr_Kraid

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

OH GOD MY AVATAR IS HAUNTED

It is Japanese comic pornography and it is completely inappropriate.

lol no ****


[quote]Golden Horde Posted:

I believe you, after all why should you guys cover it up?

Some ****ing ugly skinny little pimple faced teenaged **** with a girly voice, who I would beat up daily just for being that ****ing fabulous person looking, makes a youtube video where he sings some fabulous person song in a fabulous person falsetto voice from his mommies house, and the thread gets moved to full of win and everyone rushes to tell him how cool he is and how full of win it was.

Some teenaged weeaboo nicknamed Pali whose fabulous person Gaia friends call “Candyfabulous person” and who has the most unbelieveably gay avatar I have ever seen in my entire life gets outed while trying to troll someone else, and he’s called cool.

You’re right why bother trying to hide the fact that your klan is filled with geeks nerds and fabulous persons who would get their skinny pimply faced bumes beat every single day in any self respecting high school, for being the ****wads they are, when even after they are outed for being the fabulous persons they are somehow people still think they are cool.

Thi

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

The mighty octopus should be respected, not depicted as some horrible marine rapist. If you need to demonize a sea creature, make it the horrendous jellyfish, which provides not jelly but dangerous stings. I found out firsthand when I was taken to a beach on the shores of North Carolina in my youth. I have yet to return to an ocean beach.


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

gigerth Posted:

The mighty octopus should be respected, not depicted as some horrible marine rapist. If you need to demonize a sea creature, make it the horrendous jellyfish, which provides not jelly but dangerous stings. I found out firsthand when I was taken to a beach on the shores of North Carolina in my youth. I have yet to return to an ocean beach.

tl;dr

Just kidding.

gigerth, that’s the most you’ve ever said, like, ever.

You must have been touched deeply by this childhood experience.


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RedlockRipper

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

Level 6 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Damnit, my dream is ruined!!!! Looks like I’ll have to go back to fantasizing about dolphins *again.*

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

hahaha, i love Teh Office! I luv tentakle porn, 2! Log in to see images!


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wilD-****22

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4

Level 10 Camwhore

i'm such a tedious, utterly useless **** that i deserve nothing more than a stock **** avatar

Janie Posted:

tl;dr

Just kidding.

gigerth, that’s the most you’ve ever said, like, ever.

You must have been touched deeply by this childhood experience.

touchd deeply as in stung? i bet..i got stung once by a portuguese man o war..there huge purple ones all it too was one finger taking tentacles off of hook, and the venom spread thru my body…****ing agonizing ****, hit my balls and i pbumed out on wharf…woke up in same place, no one had done anything..i tghink i was out for a few hrs. since then i stabbed a stick thru the middles, well, 20 years ago…mortal enemies


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Lucinda Sher-
wood

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Hacker

Jack Chick's Biggest Fan

Dear Mr. Banhammer,

This is precisely why I detest Japs — this and WWII, I mean. And the mbum production of cheap cars to drive American automotive companies out of business.

It’s a sick culture, and I’m only sorry that Mr. Schrute has any contact with it at all. He seems like such a good, young Christian man. I watch that dogreat timesentary show regularly, and I’ve admired his moral rectitude right from the start.

What is going to become of this world once the Japs take over, I don’t know. I hope I’ll be dead before that day arrives.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood


May the Lord bless you and keep you.

wilD-****22

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4

Level 10 Camwhore

i'm such a tedious, utterly useless **** that i deserve nothing more than a stock **** avatar

Lucinda Sherwood Posted:

Dear Mr. Banhammer,

This is precisely why I detest Japs — this and WWII, I mean. And the mbum production of cheap cars to drive American automotive companies out of business.

It’s a sick culture, and I’m only sorry that Mr. Schrute has any contact with it at all. He seems like such a good, young Christian man. I watch that dogreat timesentary show regularly, and I’ve admired his moral rectitude right from the start.

What is going to become of this world once the Japs take over, I don’t know. I hope I’ll be dead before that day arrives.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood

dear mrs sherwood,

the japs have been quietly taking over america and eveywhere else, since you yanks decided not to nuke them all. they are incredibly industrious, and are the equal of any race, to inherit the earth, if in fact diligence is a factor. prwepare for blade runner, like the movie…ramen noodles arent all bad

sincerely,

ws


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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Lucinda Sherwood Posted:

Dear Mr. Banhammer,

This is precisely why I detest Japs — this and WWII, I mean. And the mbum production of cheap cars to drive American automotive companies out of business.

It’s a sick culture, and I’m only sorry that Mr. Schrute has any contact with it at all. He seems like such a good, young Christian man. I watch that dogreat timesentary show regularly, and I’ve admired his moral rectitude right from the start.

What is going to become of this world once the Japs take over, I don’t know. I hope I’ll be dead before that day arrives.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood

Dear Miss Lucinda Sherwood,

Az a Christian gurl, pleaze dont lie. We all kno that tentacle enjoy porn gets yur woman's genitals flowing like a ****ing fire hydrant. Log in to see images!

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Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 05/29/2008 10:09PM

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Hythloday

Avatar: 46087 Thu Oct 16 17:16:30 -0400 2008

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

Disgusting and unproductive.

Calico Castr-
ato

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

Avatar: Heat Seeking Moisture Missile's Avatar
2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Hythloday Posted:

Disgusting and unproductive.

While true, not very funny.

I get that you’re not funny…but gad damn son, there’s not funny, and then there’s YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!


FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

While true, not very funny.

I get that you’re not funny…but gad damn son, there’s not funny, and then there’s YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!

Fenk please stop trying to make RPers quit. You are ruining the community.


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

FAIL Posted:

Fenk please stop trying to make RPers quit. You are ruining the community.

cute


Sean Connery

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Level 4 Troll

ALEX TREBEK SUCKS

FAIL Posted:

Fenk please stop trying to make RPers quit. You are ruining the community.

FAIL, tell your mother to stop calling me. I don’t think she understands the meaning of “one night stand”. Log in to see images!


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Sean Connery Posted:

FAIL, tell your mother to stop calling me. I don’t think she understands the meaning of “one night stand”. Log in to see images!

Sure. And hey if you are running out of material (ie now) you can get some more here and here.

Your jokes are surprisingly not saved even when doing the voice in your head.

You and fenk can get off my nuts now, thanks.


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

FAIL Posted:

You and fenk can get off my nuts now, thanks.

Don’t cry, I’ll stop picking on you.


gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

Don’t cry, I’ll stop picking on you.

YOU’RE NOT IN CHARACTER YOU’LL DRIVE AWAY ALL OF THE ROLEPLAYERS FENK SHUT THE **** UP

what a hypocrite


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