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Whores Quest for the OS (spoilers)

unadeptchilde

Avatar: Crying Painting

[Suicide Pact]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Has anyone bought the Asimov OS for Shallow Esophagus from AllOfWarez.ru instead of from von Neumann’s?

What happens if you do?

Lich

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I did, and nothing bad came of it.

Of course, I lied when shallow asked me where I got it from.

Steve Perry

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Lich Posted:

I did, and nothing bad came of it.

Of course, I lied when shallow asked me where I got it from.

I told the truth and he said it was ok. No biggie.

Chilean Sea -
Bastard

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Is there some sort of time limit on this quest or anything? I bought the OS but now Esaphogus is AFK and I can’t give it to him.

BeavisSaves

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

GODAMN BATMAN!! AND YUO KNO W IT"

I had /\/\ problem as well, but he returned after i finished the egg white pron quest.

Chilean Sea -
Bastard

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Did you do the anonymous quest first? because I did the egg white porno thing first after getting that batch of quests

Filthy bumis-
tant

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

You probably have to do all available ones.

Gnomesquid

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

Level 3 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

I don’t see it listed in the shop. How do you get it?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Gnomesquid Posted:

I don’t see it listed in the shop.

Which shop? AllOfWarez.ru?

Chopsticks

Avatar: Ron Paul
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Shallow’s mission is for you to help the Futanari-moe, anonymous and also get the OS. All of this is told to you in your missions tab.

Laustin Spay-
ce

Avatar: Deformed Child
6

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

It’s also possible to get Asimov OS sent to you as a gift for pwning forums. Anyone tried doing it this way?

lulz56

Avatar: lulz56's Avatar
11

[The Knights of LOL]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I brought both.

Eiyahn

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

[**** rake]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

lulz56 Posted:

I brought both.

moron.

lulz56

Avatar: lulz56's Avatar
11

[The Knights of LOL]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Wanna know what one he took?

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