okay, I’m no emo kid, but, like.

i was thinking, like, after a couple puffs of the Bridge’s good ****, like

I need to expand my ****in’ horizons, like, ****ing seriously, man

so I was thinking, like, Ophelia’s **** is off the chain, can you guys teach me how to do that ****?

Hey, thanks, man!

i dunno though, man, does that make it /bad/ poetry just cause you don’t, like, get it and ****?

anyway, uh, let me try this cause I think i got it

Enemy lasagna
Robust below wax
Semiautomatic aqua,
Accompany slacks
Why coffee gymnastic
Motorcycle unibrow
Existential plastic
Extra nightly cow

at least I think I thought that up

I mighta seen it on TV or like a newspaper or something lol

Banjooie Posted:

Hey, thanks, man!

i dunno though, man, does that make it /bad/ poetry just cause you don’t, like, get it and ****?

anyway, uh, let me try this cause I think i got it

Enemy lasagna
Robust below wax
Semiautomatic aqua,
Accompany slacks
Why coffee gymnastic
Motorcycle unibrow
Existential plastic
Extra nightly cow

at least I think I thought that up

I mighta seen it on TV or like a newspaper or something lol

If you saw it on TV or read it in a newspaper just call it a “found object”. Log in to see images!

Just cause you didn’t make it, doesn’t mean you can’t call it art.

Banjooie Posted:

Whoooooooa man

He just ****an analyzed me man

if I got like, oedipal **** going on, like…whoa, man

this has been mindblowing, guys, thanks

<TRANSLATING…......................................TRANSLATING…................TRANSLATING>

TRANSLATION: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. SOMEONE PAID ATTENTION TO ME.

Banjooie Posted:

whoa man

this robot’s gone CRAZY man

guys can you see this

<TRANSLATING…..............TRANSLATING…..............TRANSLATING>

TRANSLATION: THERE ARE FIVE INERT GASES. THEY ARE, IN ORDER OF ATOMIC SIZE: HELIUM, NEON, ARGON, KRYPTON AND XENON.

Quantum Mechanic Posted:

You forgot radon, and didn’t even entertain the possibility of ununquadium and ununoctium.

<TRANSLATING…........................TRANSLATING…...................TRANSLATING>

TRANSLATION: WILL YOU CYBER ME TRANSLATIONBOT 1POINT0?

I’m sorry to tell you this, but poetry doesn’t come from drugs, or even from trying. It just comes from inside you, from your soul. If you have to try, then you’re not doing it right.

I tried writing poetry once, like, to express my feelings? Except I wasn’t really feeling anything? Except, you know, I was a little bit hungry? So I tried writing about that?

My teacher told me it didn’t really count as poetry “under any precedent of the English language”, but I figure she’s just hatin cuz I ****ed her fiance. Log in to see images!

ophelia’s poetry is not real poetry. it was written by programmers, and everyone knows programmers are soulless math geeks.

think about a time when you were really sad. like for instance when you called someone a fabulous person and they agreed with you. how did that make you feel? i bet you felt empty and hollow inside as the facade of your sham reality was stripped away for just an instant, exposing your soul for the mbum of seething maggots and worms that it is. start from that place and just write whatever comes out.

Kerridwen_Kali Posted:

ophelia’s poetry is not real poetry. it was written by programmers, and everyone knows programmers are soulless math geeks.

think about a time when you were really sad. like for instance when you called someone a fabulous person and they agreed with you.

whoa man

I think you think I’m like

man it’s not about what they think, man, it’s about the /audience/, man, it’s about the cred

it’s about doing what’s /right/ for everyone in the douchebaggiest way possible, man

and that’s okay that you don’t understand that—we’re different, man. I like girls, that’s only half-true for you.

just trying to learn how other people roll, my friend. I wanna be the philosopher troll.