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Shock Biff Tannen is my One True Love

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

I know what you’re all thinking: he’s a troll. But I believe, deep down, that he is sensitive and artistic. Witness recent threads where he has shown concern over dolphins in tuna nets and made nice photoshops of his friends.

Biff, if you’re reading this, I won’t rest until you realize we’re soulmates.

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mary misanth-
rope

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Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

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Suck my left one.

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Janie Posted:

I know what you’re all thinking: he’s a troll. But I believe, deep down, that he is sensitive and artistic. Witness recent threads where he has shown concern over dolphins in tuna nets and made nice photoshops of his friends.

Biff, if you’re reading this, I won’t rest until you realize we’re soulmates.

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Why didn’t you just tell me that when I asked you in that other thread?

I could have easily gotten Biff for you, I mean he and I go way back.

I am featured in one of his adds about how he is the worlds greatest lover, and…well there was that incident with a shrimpfork.


Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

Why didn’t you just tell me that when I asked you in that other thread?

I wasn’t ready then. I had to pray to the Moon Goddess about it first.

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Biff, are you out there? For the love of Goddess, what do I have to do to prove myself to you?


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

I can’t believe that you have chosen Biff over me, Champion of All Things.


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Janie Posted:

I wasn’t ready then. I had to pray to the Moon Goddess about it first.

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Biff, are you out there? For the love of Goddess, what do I have to do to prove myself to you?

Well you realize that it will be much harder for me to help you now right?

Now I am going to need some kind of incentive to do it for you.


gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

Janie Posted:

I wasn’t ready then. I had to pray to the Moon Goddess about it first.

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Biff, are you out there? For the love of Goddess, what do I have to do to prove myself to you?

what are we playing wc3 in here


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Vehement

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

gigerth Posted:

what are we playing wc3 in here

You are such a terrible troll. I’ve had better trolls come out of my bum.

Vehement edited this message on 05/26/2008 7:40PM

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Back to the true subject at hand. Biff, why haven’t you answered the cry of my heart yet? Maybe you’re waiting for a display of love. I have some poems I wrote for you around here somewhere. BRB

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HK-47

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[SRSLY]

Level 13 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

mary misanthrope Posted:

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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Janie Posted:

Back to the true subject at hand. Biff, why haven’t you answered the cry of my heart yet? Maybe you’re waiting for a display of love. I have some poems I wrote for you around here somewhere. BRB

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Janie I wish you would just take my word fofr it, Biff will never go for all that poetry stuff, he’s got an image to maintain.

You’re best best is to show him how much you really love him, by showing him pictures of your naked body.

(Not because he’s a perv, but because it will really show your sincerity.)


Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

I know he has friends to impress, but he can send me a private message telling me he loves me. He can pretend to hate me in public. That’s ok.

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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

FAIL Posted:

I can’t believe that you have chosen Biff over me, Champion of All Things.


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

FAIL Posted:

I can’t believe that you have chosen Biff over me, Champion of All Things.

Oh, Fail. You are truly an amazing person. But you can’t choose what your heart wants.

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

How is Biff ever gonna see this if you guys keep filling up the boards with threads about your new lame klans?

Don’t you understand? This is LOVE!

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Poor Janie.

A lifetime of solitude is not so terrible.

I keep quite busy… I have a few fish to take care of, I read loads of books. Try to get some exercise. See? Life alone is not so bad.

*pats you on the head*


All you need is me.

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Steven Patrick Morrissey Posted:

Poor Janie.

A lifetime of solitude is not so terrible.

I keep quite busy… I have a few fish to take care of, I read loads of books. Try to get some exercise. See? Life alone is not so bad.

*pats you on the head*

I don’t think you understand. If I can’t have him, I’ll die. Where are those damned poems? My mother has obviously been in my room again.

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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

Biff Tannen is a fabulous person.

Sorry.


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

****es Prefer Biff!

Where’s my sammich?

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Biff!!

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I wrote you a poem:

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My heart cries out,

A lone wolf at the moon,

I dream about,

The love we’ll share so soon,

A thorny rose,

a rocky shore,

no more,

no more,

much more…

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