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Art dog joke thread

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

q. what breed of dog is an illegal immigrant

a. border collies


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

q. What do you call a bull dog and ****zu mix?

a. a mutt.


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DeadMcMahon

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

q. What do you call a dog with no legs?

a. a seriously abused or deformed dog

mary misanth-
rope

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14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Q: What do you call a **** with red hair and saggy teats?

A: LizTheShiz!


Suck my left one.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I find your jokes offensive.


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Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

dog


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rantmonkey

Avatar: Toy Mouth

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Why did Helen Keller’s dog kill itself?

You would too if your name was MMraaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhuhhuh

hehe that joke works better if you can hear it, and see the persons very special looking facial expressions.

rantmonkey edited this message on 05/25/2008 9:57PM

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nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

mary misanthrope Posted:

Q: What do you call a **** with red hair and saggy teats?

A: LizTheShiz!

thread won


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Q: What do you call macks’ dog?

A: Freckles.

Empress Desu

Avatar: Plague Victim

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Q: Whats the best kind of dog ?

A: A dead one.

rantmonkey

Avatar: Toy Mouth

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Little kid sittin on the sidewalk with a plastic bucket full of turpentine and battery acid, stirring it with a stick.

Preist walking by asks him what he’s got in the bucket.

Kid tells him, and the priest is worried.

So the preist tells the kid, “Boy, I know you like playing with that stuff because it is powerful chemicals, but I have something much more powerful you should be playing with. Holy water! Just a bit ago I put some holy water on a pregnant womans stomach, and she pbumed a child.”

Kid looks up an tells the priest, “**** mister, I put some of this here stuff on a dogs bum, an he pbumed a ****in JEEP!”

Edit: What?? It had a dog in it!

rantmonkey edited this message on 05/25/2008 10:17PM

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An Hero

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Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner.

Bu that’s OK, he’s a Boxer.

rantmonkey

Avatar: Toy Mouth

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Hehehe Wiener dog.


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

twas Posted:

I find your jokes offensive.

I often had trouble recreating the avatar I had at this point.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

unknownn

Avatar: Blood Cells
11

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

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