Lucinda Sherwood Posted:

Dear Mr. Monkey,

Yes, I did hire a fine upstanding member of society to take care of my lawn and garden for me, but that was just last week. Last summer, oh heavens, it was simply dreadful. In a drought, the only things that will grow are weeds, and we had a bad one last year. The water department said we couldn’t use our sprinklers or our hoses because of some silly water shortage, when I know well and good that they’ve got thousands of gallons of water stored up in their hidden silos. So I just put my sprinklers out after dark, right before I went to bed. I felt a little bad in my conscience about it, but it’s not a sin to disobey a utility, so I didn’t feel it worth confessing.

Of course, this year we’ve had lots of rain, so it won’t be an issue as much as all the darn bugs!

And while I’m on the subject of nuisances, couldn’t you please remove that horrible drawing from all of your posts?

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood

Dear Mrs. Sherwood, I would be happy to discuss that, and any other topic you would like to “bring up” over coffee.

I am just a poor lost soul, in need of salvation, and I was hoping you would be the woman who would show me “heaven”.

Lemon Pledge is a good huff. Or so I’ve heard.

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

I’m with Bop on this one.

Weed owns

where do you live. maybe we could hang out, smoek up, forget our differences

awww. well dont be too hard on yourself. i was a fabulous person during my earlier internet years. it took months and even years of drama and cynicism to shape the bus to what it is today