fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

In that case I suggest you force the issue, go to her RIGHT NOW!

Love waits on no man or something.

Oh and bring a gun too, just in case her brothers won’t let you in, you can just shoot them for standing in the way of true love.

But DON’T WAIT DO IT NOW, before she finds someone else! She could be having sex RIGHT NOW!!!

The only thing she could be having sex with is the rabbit vibrator I bought for her birthday Log in to see images! she only leaves her room to sit in the shower, she doesn’t even go downstairs to eat anymore.

I could shoot her brothers down, and if I survive after the whole ordeal, I can claim insanity, or a crime of pbumion. I must get her back, she is my soulmate. My one true love. She is The One.

vickle Posted:

She needs help. This second wave of depression came after her ex got her beaten up by 3 big tough guys Log in to see images!

Sounds impossible.

I think you should have a friend of yours slip her a note from you.

The note should describe a time and place the two of you can meet, and should be a pact.

You can prearrainge to have a poison hidden nearby where you meet, and then the two of you can dramatically end your lives, in a bold daring statement to the world about it’s unfairness, and it’s hatred of true love.

You could totally be like Romeo and Juliet…or something.

Please hurry though, time is running out!

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

Sounds impossible.

I think you should have a friend of yours slip her a note from you.

The note should describe a time and place the two of you can meet, and should be a pact.

You can prearrainge to have a poison hidden nearby where you meet, and then the two of you can dramatically end your lives, in a bold daring statement to the world about it’s unfairness, and it’s hatred of true love.

You could totally be like Romeo and Juliet…or something.

Please hurry though, time is running out!

She cannot leave her house, she gets panic attacks Log in to see images! I could always climb through her window, and we could do it in her room. She is the Romeo to my Juliet. I love her.

What must I do for your love?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Log in to see images!

NotJoePesci Posted:

What must I do for your love?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Log in to see images!

Will you please let the man go to her and kill himself dramatically?

Jeezuz how dumb are you?? Can you not see they are MEANT to do this?

Stop interfering with fate! Let them kill themselves! The sooner the better!

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

Will you please let the man go to her and kill himself dramatically?

Jeezuz how dumb are you?? Can you not see they are MEANT to do this?

Stop interfering with fate! Let them kill themselves! The sooner the better!

I AM NOT A MAN

Log in to see images!

vickle Posted:

I’m afraid I could never fully love you, as a part of me will always belong to her. She is the Superman to my Lois Lane. She is my everything. However we could give things a shot, as long as you understand it may not work out.Log in to see images!

NOOOOOO!!!

He could never replace HER!!!

Go to her, NOW HURRY before she finds another!!

Just keep repeating ROmeo aqnd Juliet, over and over, like a mantra of love, until you get to her house, and the two of you can kill yourselves.

NotJoePesci Posted:

I can’t let it happen. I’ve been stalking vickle for a reason. How can I enjoy her if she’s dea…wait…Yes! Go kill yourself!

Log in to see images! Yes, now you see what I am doing…I mean how I am trying to help true love along.

vickle Posted:

If she were to let me see her I wouldn’t need the poison. I could tell her how much I love her, cheer her up and make the world seem like such a brighter place. After this we would live together happily, maybe get a civil partnership and matching tattoos to show our commitment.

Would that keep you off the internet?

I mean you two would be so busy holding one another and making sweet love and reading your crappy…I mean beautiful poetry right?

....I was sort of hoping you were willing to REALLY stand out and make a bold stament about true love, and about how horrible the world really is. I guess you just don’t have the guts to REALLY be different from everyone else, and end your life, dramatically.

I’m sorry vickle. I’d rather love you while you’re living, but it doesn’t seem like an option.