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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

And someone with contacts in Germany. I want to buy a baby.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

mary misanth-
rope

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14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Ich kann uebersetzen.

Protip: You could probably get a free baby from someone’s freezer in Germany. It’d be dead, though…

In any case, I know someone if you’re interested. Log in to see images! mary misanthrope edited this message on 05/24/2008 12:24PM


Suck my left one.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Sorry Bannhammer, the auction is closed.

You’ll probably need a bit more cash and a black market connection to get your baby**** freak on.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

MC Banhammer Posted:

And someone with contacts in Germany. I want to buy a baby.

Must resist urge to ask, “What are you going to do with it?”

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/24/2008 3:43PM

-Ghost-

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9

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I raise it 2 euro!


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hamtaro

Avatar: Ashtray
6

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

eurobabies = low quality I don’t trust anything made outside america or japan


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crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

mary misanthrope Posted:

Ich kann uebersetzen.

Protip: You could probably get a free baby from someone’s freezer in Germany. It’d be dead, though…

In any case, I know someone if you’re interested. Log in to see images!

Freezer? More like the oven, it being Germany and all.


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mary misanth-
rope

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14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

crayoncakes Posted:

Freezer? More like the oven, it being Germany and all.

Three dead babies found in freezer in Germany

They like to switch it up sometimes.

mary misanthrope edited this message on 05/24/2008 8:56PM

Suck my left one.

Draconos

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10

Level 15 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I will gladly bumist Banhammer on his baby purchase on one condition. That he post what he does with said baby.


MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Ooh, I forgot about this thread. As I’m likely to forget about a baby. Maybe I shouldn’t get one after all.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Lady Banhamm-
er

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60

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Gunther, you’re the one my mama loves but daddy wont

Nuh-uh, love! You promised me many many babies. Or at least one. And if last night was any indication we shoudn’t have any trouble making our own! Log in to see images!

But a used one might teach us some stuff and then I wouldn’t have to go through all those labor pains. Not that I mind hard labor Log in to see images! I can do without.

So we’ll post what we do with our little ones, oh yes.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Draconos

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10

Level 15 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Ah yes, the best part about babies. If you screw up and break it, you can always make another.


Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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It’s a good idea to adopt a German baby, look at this kid Log in to see images!


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