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Evil Trout New Klan

MONGOLoidWAR-
RIOR

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[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Sean Connery Posted:

NO I DO NOT, SIR. I WAS MAKING A WITTY PLAY OF WORDS SUGGESTING YOUR MOTHER WAS FAT AND DUMB AND SMELLS LIKE ****, AND BY bumOCIATION (DUE TO HEREDITARY), YOU ARE ALSO QUITE FAT AND DUMB AND SMELL LIKE ****, BUT ALSO A WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRAILER TRASH ON YOUR FATHER’S SIDE.

It’s true.


Blood covers The City like a big red afghan. POW BIFF WHAMMO!

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Anansi

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9

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

TL;DR

GTFO COW****ER. THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HELPING NOOBS KTHXBYE


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I know that the community here can be somewhat unforgiving, but isn’t there already plenty of materials to answer questions?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Sean Connery

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Level 4 Troll

ALEX TREBEK SUCKS

Anansi Posted:

TL;DR

GTFO COW****ER. THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HELPING NOOBS KTHXBYE

I’M HELPING NOOBS BY TELLING THEM YOUR MOM IS A FAT WHORE WHO WILL PAY MEN HANDSOMELY TO TAP THAT FAT bum.

SHE SAID SHE WAS PAYING ME WITH YOUR COLLEGE SAVINGS, WHICH I SPENT ON MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE, MUCH BETTER SMELLING ASIAN HOOKERS. A HAPPY ENDING INDEED.


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Sux2BU

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Level 10 Troll

Sucky sucky 2 dolla!!!

was Posted:

I know that the community here can be somewhat unforgiving, but isn’t there already plenty of materials to answer questions?

Sure, bumuming a person knows where to look and what to look for. If they don’t, they’re SOL. In addition, there’s higher-level information – how to compete well in Domination, dos-and-donts of Forumbuildr and INCIT, how to thrive in the forums – that’s very sink-or-swim.

It’s not like it’s a huge burden on people to be a part of or support this klan, or to have a much more forgiving place for new people to ask questions. Even if it helps very few people, it’s not like it costs the volunteers anything except maybe one more forum to check every once in a while.


In fact, it does.

nanafabulous personiesus

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[ Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Re-Re

PhiIANThropiSt Posted:

FANTASTIC IDEA, NATALIE

TSB – LET THIS KLAN BE. IF WE CHASE AWAY ALL THE N00BS BEFORE THEY GRADUATE TO FULLY FLEDGED MEMBERS OF THE COMMUNITY THEY WE WONT HAVE ANYONE TO TROLL ANYMORE

quit your **** klan and join mine

i get this strange feeling like you belong in it


l2 Posted:

That’s the crux of science though, making the impossible possible, and the illogical logical.

l2 is a dumbhead

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Lazzara

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3

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

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PhilANThropi-
St

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

nanafabulous personiesus Posted:

quit your **** klan and join mine

i get this strange feeling like you belong in it

I’VE ALREADY QUIT TSB

YOU SHOULD JOIN MY KLAN NOW Log in to see images!


I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole!

scullyangel

Avatar: 44656 Mon Aug 17 23:47:33 -0400 2009
35

[Good Omens]

Level 39 Camwhore

If I was a gila monster you could be my devil ray.

I’d also like to invite those who aren’t necessarily newbies, but those who would like to learn the ropes of vanilla raiding to ask for an invite.

I’m going to be busy quite a bit this week, so this won’t be starting until after the new Domination season begins, but it’s something for those who are interested to keep in mind.

For those with established klans interested in learning, feel free to send klan representatives over or send me a tubmail and I’ll see if a private session* can be scheduled.

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nanafabulous personiesus

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[ Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Re-Re

PhilANThropiSt Posted:

I’VE ALREADY QUIT TSB

YOU SHOULD JOIN MY KLAN NOW Log in to see images!

hey i wasn’t talking to you ****


l2 Posted:

That’s the crux of science though, making the impossible possible, and the illogical logical.

l2 is a dumbhead

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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

PhilANThropiSt Posted:

I’VE ALREADY QUIT TSB

YOU SHOULD JOIN MY KLAN NOW Log in to see images!

PhilANThropiSt Posted:

I’VE ALREADY QUIT TSB

PhilANThropiSt Posted:

QUIT


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

no swearing

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 1 Re-Re

the cow says moo and remember no searing

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

no swearing Posted:

the cow says moo and remember no searing

Soooo don’t sear the meat then?


Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile Posted:

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”I’ve always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.”

George A. Romero

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Aldo_Anything Posted:

Flamebate got nailbombed

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

twas Posted:

I know that the community here can be somewhat unforgiving, but isn’t there already plenty of materials to answer questions?

This clan didn’t go anywhere and I there wasn’t many new players that joined.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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