i like to do Bad Things.

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What the ****ing crappy goddamned hellish **** from the woman's genitals of a ****-bastard male reproductive organ?

Lucinda Sherwood Posted:

Dear Paraone,

I bumure you, young man, that Satan is not “awesome,” but rather “awful.” He is the source of all the misery and suffering in the world. Do you want to suffer and be miserable? I doubt that you do, but that’s exactly what you will be once you’ve died and gone to Hell. When demons are clawing out your entrails and chewing away your genitals, you’ll regret this foolish decision to worship the Prince of Darkness.

For my part, I can only pray that no one reading your wretched words will follow you down the same path of evil.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood

Mrs. Sherwood.

You sure have a way with words darlin. Hearin you talk about demons chewing away at my genitals got me feelin kinda “religious” if you know what I mean.

I sure hope you take me up on my offer for coffee, I’d very much like to “search for God” with you.

I know of several techniques that I can guarantee will bring you closer to heaven.

Tubmail me with the details of when and where you’d like to meet darlin.

Lucinda Sherwood Posted:

Dear Paraone,

I bumure you, young man, that Satan is not “awesome,” but rather “awful.” He is the source of all the misery and suffering in the world. Do you want to suffer and be miserable? I doubt that you do, but that’s exactly what you will be once you’ve died and gone to Hell. When demons are clawing out your entrails and chewing away your genitals, you’ll regret this foolish decision to worship the Prince of Darkness.

For my part, I can only pray that no one reading your wretched words will follow you down the same path of evil.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood

shut the **** up

crayoncakes Posted:

but satanists don’t actually worship the devil (they’re still kinda male reproductive organs though)

satanists are pretty dumb irl

BirdofPrey Posted:

i know a socalled satanist on some other gay forum and every time time theres a religion thread he says the deumbest things. for example when there was thread on the new sins that the pope made up he kept saying things like ‘Oh boy! now i know what sins i should do! i like to do a lot of sins becasue it proves i don’t believe in god!’ or something like that. annoying

Too bad people like that are usually 16 and mad at their parents. Why do people have to make such a big deal about religion? It also aggravates me when people bumume that because I go to church and enjoy it, I will probably shove my beliefs down their throat until the accept it as truth. *Sigh* People Suck.-+

Paraone Posted:

i like to do Bad Things.

I knew you were naughty!

I believe Ms. Sherwood asked a question, and you responded rather rudely. Perhaps you should take a moment and think about it again, do you want to suffer and be miserable?

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scullyangel Posted:

I knew you were naughty!

I believe Ms. Sherwood asked a question, and you responded rather rudely. Perhaps you should take a moment and think about it again, do you want to suffer and be miserable?

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im not much of a sub, because it is I who want to make people miserable and suffer

BirdofPrey Posted:

i know a socalled satanist on some other gay forum and every time time theres a religion thread he says the deumbest things. for example when there was thread on the new sins that the pope made up he kept saying things like ‘Oh boy! now i know what sins i should do! i like to do a lot of sins becasue it proves i don’t believe in god!’ or something like that. annoying

Satanism seems to be some new fad like wiccan still is. I hate listening to people talk about how rad thier religon is or how they are witches and they love satan and some **** like that. Well, least it gives me someone to make fun of.