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Contest wilD-****22's Endurance Challenge (10 BP Reward)

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

You’ve been done now three or four times ws. Please stop.

Czarnian bum-
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Avatar: 43648 Fri Dec 05 19:45:05 -0500 2008
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"He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it."

wilD-****22 Posted:

also there was nothing in the rules about NOT agreeing to more rules, so that point is moot. especially since you decided to offer that new rule.

im done now, its up to trout.

And when did you agree to the new rule?

Seriously, dude, it was a simple trap, and when you didn’t reply to it, even to ‘agree’ to the new rule, I figured that you saw right through it. I bumumed that you knew I was trying to trick you, and were too smart for that.

I must have overestimated you.

But, in all honesty, if Evil Trout rules that you broke rule #2, then I’m going to tell him that you qualify for the Bounty Hunter reward.

I did not have any authority to change any rules after the contest began. So the contest is now, officially over, has been for a few hours now. You will either win 5 or 10 BP.

In the end, it’s just a matter of whether you were my nickel-per-hour or dime-per-hour puppet. But you were a paid puppet, either way.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

I think that Wild**** has a point. The only rule changes allowed are the ones which benefit him. Obviously.

wilD-****22

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Level 10 Camwhore

i'm such a tedious, utterly useless **** that i deserve nothing more than a stock **** avatar

Czarnian bumbumin Posted:

And when did you agree to the new rule?

Seriously, dude, it was a simple trap, and when you didn’t reply to it, even to ‘agree’ to the new rule, I figured that you saw right through it. I bumumed that you knew I was trying to trick you, and were too smart for that.

I must have overestimated you.

But, in all honesty, if Evil Trout rules that you broke rule #2, then I’m going to tell him that you qualify for the Bounty Hunter reward.

I did not have any authority to change any rules after the contest began. So the contest is now, officially over, has been for a few hours now. You will either win 5 or 10 BP.

In the end, it’s just a matter of whether you were my nickel-per-hour or dime-per-hour puppet. But you were a paid puppet, either way.

you said i may discuss the rules with you here, in the interests of ‘fairness’, now all of a sudden it isnt a rule because i did wish to discuss them, since you lied and said there was proof i broke the rules?

that is an utter pile of bull****.

also, by your own statement there, you have just admitted i won, ‘5 or 10 bp’. i stuck to your rules, its just that simple, no matter how you try to twist them to get out of it. as for the puppet thing, it really looks like you guys are to puppets, to me, considering how you were willing to pay me to go away. not to mention all the attention i seem to be worth, to all of your little clan. if trout rules in your favor on this last attempt to weasel out of it, i will be shocked, since i have quite clearly followed your rules. if that actually does happen, maybe you will even get lucky and i will give up on this game, because i can handle injustice and bs from you and your type, but not from someone at the top of the totem pole like trout is. thats all for now.

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Czarnian bum-
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Avatar: 43648 Fri Dec 05 19:45:05 -0500 2008
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"He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it."

wilD-****22 Posted:

you said i may discuss the rules with you here, in the interests of ‘fairness’, now all of a sudden it isnt a rule because i did wish to discuss them, since you lied and said there was proof i broke the rules?

that is an utter pile of bull****.

Did you even bother to read my ‘Bob & Dave’ example?

I laid a trap. You fell for it. Just like in the ‘Bob & Dave’ example. It’s really that simple.

also, by your own statement there, you have just admitted i won, ‘5 or 10 bp’.

Yes, because as Sancdar told you elsewhere, by providing evidence that you broke the rules (i.e., breaking a rule in the public thread), you can claim the Bounty Hunter 5 BP. Either way, you make BP out of this deal. If no one got any BP out of this, I wouldn’t get my E-Peen. It’s really that simple.

i stuck to your rules, its just that simple, no matter how you try to twist them to get out of it.

You didn’t stick to the official rule set. You’re hiding behind a fake rule that was set out there as a trap.

as for the puppet thing, it really looks like you guys are to puppets, to me, considering how you were willing to pay me to go away. not to mention all the attention i seem to be worth, to all of your little clan.

Make sure you understand this: the BP for this contest came out of my pocket, and no one else’s. This was not a Team Shortbus Contest, this was a Czarnian bumbumin Contest.

And no matter how you try to twist it, you were my personal paid puppet, for 5 or 10 cents per hour, for five days.

if trout rules in your favor on this last attempt to weasel out of it, i will be shocked, since i have quite clearly followed your rules. if that actually does happen, maybe you will even get lucky and i will give up on this game, because i can handle injustice and bs from you and your type, but not from someone at the top of the totem pole like trout is. thats all for now.

That would be funny, because you would then have 5 BPs for a game you don’t play.

I don’t understand why you bumumed that I wouldn’t try to set up obstacles & challenges for you during the challenge.

Let me try to get through to you. One. Last. Time.

After the contest began, the rules were set in place. Nothing I said or did after that was official. If it was, I could have used the same authority to make a new rule that you couldn’t possibly follow, and therefore make it impossible for you to win.

It’s a simple true/false statement. You don’t get to pick which ‘new rules’ you choose to use in the contest.

You got tricked. You fell for the trap. You got Trolled, Epically. Deal with it.

Accept your BP, always remember that for 5 days, you were my little public puppet whore, selling yourself for a measly five cents per hour.

I mean, even Columbian ditch diggers get paid more than that. Seriously.

Remember, if you had simply waited until the contest deadline was over (you only had 20 hours to go, man!), then you would have won, free and clear. I didn’t screw you out of the 10 BP prize:

You screwed yourself. Be happy with the 5 BP consolation prize for ‘turning yourself in’.

Czarnian bum-
bumin

Avatar: 43648 Fri Dec 05 19:45:05 -0500 2008
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"He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it."

BirdofPrey Posted:

i quote this as proof that wild **** 22 broke the rules. looking forward to my bp

Evil Trout will be reviewing this soon, I think. I will ask him to decide whether wild-**** can claim the Bounty for ‘turning himself in’. But considering how much Wild-**** is arguing that he didn’t break any rules (when clear logic shows, yes, he most certainly did), he may not qualify for the Bounty. I mean, you can’t turn yourself in, present proof of your crime, and then plead ‘Not Guilty’ during your trial, right?

My thoughts on this is that wild-**** needs to either

A) Stick to his current position that he didn’t break any rules and hope for the 10 BP

or

B) Conceded that he did indeed break the rules, and accept the 5 BP Bounty Reward.

I think if he decides to stick with Option A, then he shouldn’t be allowed to potentially claim Option B.

So, here’s my official offer, Wild-****:

Either admit that you broke the original, official rules & take a 5 BP Bounty Reward, or, try to convince Evil Trout that you won the contest and either get 10 BP or nothing at all.

Do you take the guaranteed, easy 5 BPs, or do you risk it all and hope that Evil Trout rules inyour favor?

FIVE BP guaranteed or risk all TEN BP and possibly walk away with nothing.

Well, nothing but your shame, that is.

What’s your decision, Wild-****?

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

newcomb’s paradox

BirdofPrey edited this message on 05/29/2008 8:34AM

Czarnian bum-
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Avatar: 43648 Fri Dec 05 19:45:05 -0500 2008
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Level 35 Emo Kid

"He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it."

BirdofPrey Posted:

newcomb’s paradox

Yup, pretty damn close. Very similar situation.

wilD-****22

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Level 10 Camwhore

i'm such a tedious, utterly useless **** that i deserve nothing more than a stock **** avatar

i stuck to all your ‘rules’, very clearly. the way you try to twist your own rules around and even break them, to make it look as if somehow I’M the one at fault, shows how pointless it is to discuss any of them with you, any further. you are dishonorable.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

wilD-****22 Posted:

i stuck to all your ‘rules’, very clearly. the way you try to twist your own rules around and even break them, to make it look as if somehow I’M the one at fault, shows how pointless it is to discuss any of them with you, any further. you are dishonorable.

make your choice

Czarnian bum-
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Avatar: 43648 Fri Dec 05 19:45:05 -0500 2008
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"He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it."

Guess you’re choosing option A. I commend and respect your convictions. Throwing away a guaranteed five BP for the chance at 10.

And how am I dishonorable, seeing as I paid up the BP in advance, and am allowing Evil trout to make the final ruling? I can’t make ET give me back the BP. Hell, he actually charged me the extra BP for the transfer fee. I spent 11 BP to put 10 BP into the pot for this contest.

Don’t be sad that I was able to trick you. You aren’t the first person that I’ve beaten in a battle of wits. I’m just shocked that my first gambit was the one that you fell for. Like I said previously, I didn’t expect it to work…. and yet it did.

I overestimated you.

Just so you know, once Evil Trout posts here, you won’t be able to change your position. If you insist on going for the possible 10 BP, then you aren’t eligible for the 5 BP Bounty reward. It’s going to be all or nothing, based on Evil Trout’s decision, not mine.

You’re quite sure that you want to risk it all on Evil Trout’s ruling?

By the way… this is the most entertaining part of this contest so far. Thanks!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

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Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Hi guys. I’ve just submitted myself to the torture of reading through this entire thread.

I’m still not entirely sure about who “turned wilD-****22 in.” I don’t have evidence of that either way. I’m also not sure this guenwhyever character. Was there any admission that they were a multi?

As for the reward: It’s ultimately up to ET, but it’s my bumessment that wilD-****22 would be better off taking the 5 BP.

Czarnian bumbumin pulled a rotten (but clever) move on you. And this being a role-playing subforum, I’m going to say it’s kosher. If his methodology wasn’t as airtight, if he wasn’t committed to paying out BP at all, and if he were to deny the original target (you) any of the BP offered, I’d say it violates the spirit of the contest. But if you can get 5 BP out of it, I’d say take it.

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“Leave it to Cleavage”

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Czarnian bum-
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Avatar: 43648 Fri Dec 05 19:45:05 -0500 2008
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Level 35 Emo Kid

"He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it."

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Hi guys. I’ve just submitted myself to the torture of reading through this entire thread.

You’re a braver man than I. I only read through all this because I had to do so.

I’m still not entirely sure about who “turned wilD-****22 in.” I don’t have evidence of that either way. I’m also not sure this guenwhyever character. Was there any admission that they were a multi?

No, not really. We weren’t sure about whether or not guenwhyever was a multi or not, one way or the other, but figured it was worth a shot either way. Just simply accusing guenwhyever was a tactic to see if wild-**** would take that bait as well.

All through this contest, we were trying to figure out ways to bait Wild-**** into breaking a rule. Heck, the Bounty Hunter rule made it pretty clear that we would be actively hunting for Wild-****. We even discussed faking a screenshot from IDC, but I thought that would be going too far.

As far as who turned Wild-**** in, Bird of Prey was the first person to ‘quote’ Wild-****’s post that broke rule #2. And I would say that Wild-****, if he agreed that he broke rule #2, would count as turning in evidence on himself.

As for the reward: It’s ultimately up to ET, but it’s my bumessment that wilD-****22 would be better off taking the 5 BP.

I completely agree.

Czarnian bumbumin pulled a rotten (but clever) move on you. And this being a role-playing subforum, I’m going to say it’s kosher. If his methodology wasn’t as airtight, if he wasn’t committed to paying out BP at all, and if he were to deny the original target (you) any of the BP offered, I’d say it violates the spirit of the contest. But if you can get 5 BP out of it, I’d say take it.

Thank you. I appreciate that someone gets what I was going for here.

There’s a difference between a dirty trick and an illegal move.

One man’s dirty trick is another man’s brilliant tactic.

Czarnian Assassin edited this message on 05/29/2008 9:19AM

Czarnian bum-
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Avatar: 43648 Fri Dec 05 19:45:05 -0500 2008
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"He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it."

Let me add that the two prime purposes of this contest were to A) Earn an E-Peen & B)Provide some entertainment. Screwing around with wild-**** was simply an added benefit.

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Level 35 Troll

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Please enlighten me: What’s so significant about a little **** like Wild**** that TSB give him so much attention?Log in to see images!

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

male reproductive organ Liquor Posted:

Please enlighten me: What’s so significant about a little **** like Wild**** that TSB give him so much attention?Log in to see images!

i think the main problem is theres a shortage of really terrible people to go after so when one shows up we’re pretty rabid.

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Im a stupid ****wad

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