mary misanthrope Posted:

MANPHIN IS MINE WHORE, BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have not named my love. But if my love turns out to be your love, believe me when I say that I will cut you like a paper snowflake should you get in my way.

Janie Posted:

I have not named my love. But if my love turns out to be your love, believe me when I say that I will cut you like a paper snowflake should you get in my way.

I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH woman's genitals

If I cannot have my true love,

death will be a welcome friend,

But I warn you Mary,

I’ll take you with me in the end.

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Oh, my love is like a red, red rose

that’s newly sprung in June

My love is like a fire hose,

Or like a sandy dune.

Although I may be pale, not tan,

I know he’ll see my soul,

And we will love, me and my man,

Or else I’ll kill someone.

i think i love emos. at least the gentle and poetic ones.

Caressing smooth and unblemished skin

in throes of pbumion in the sand

I have found life’s meaning

with my beloved cetacean.

I would proudly eschew life on land,

for a simple oceanic dwelling

On sturdy ground, false happiness

had always left me longing.

Silly girls attempt to intervene,

so here is my fair warning —

In the ocean you will drown

as my Manphin and I watch laughing.

mary misanthrope Posted:

Manphin and I have agreed to an open relationship. Therefore, he can blow his load in this great timesdumpster, but his heart belongs to me.

That’s beautiful.

icwutudidthar Posted:

i know who it is…

Nobody knows the deep secrets of my heart

Locked inside with poetry and art,

Tell, o tell, and if you guess aright,

I’ll write a poem about my love tonight.

Don’t stalk me, I’m married. Also, she’s a blackbelt in Brazilian jujitsu.

Anansi Posted:

Don’t stalk me, I’m married. Also, she’s a blackbelt in Brazilian jujitsu.

Sure, it’s easy to get a blackbelt when you’re imaginary…

No, my love is neither Anansi or Pickled male reproductive organbum (although I would dally with Pickled D.). I have decided to begin leaving subtle hints around the boards. I’ll start slow, and then if he doesn’t notice me fast enough, I’ll just cut myself and post pictures of my wounds in all his threads.

*sigh*

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If it’s me, your subtle hint better consist of throwing your naked self on me or I’m liable to miss it.