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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Good afternoon.

I have decided that my tiny, dark heart has found a potential soulmate right here on the forumwarz boards. I’d like to stalk him, just, you know, to show how much I love him. I know some people think that stalking is bad, but I think that if someone is willing to stalk you, follow you around, obsess over you, then it proves their commitment.

Any thoughts on where to start?

P.S He’s not an emo, so it’ll make it a little harder. But my heart knows what it knows.

Fire,

pain,

death,

love,

ice cream.

Janie edited this message on 05/22/2008 5:08PM

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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Just tubmail me. I’m a pretty open-minded guy, no need to stalk.










































































...j/k I'm gay


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

start by posting mammary glands. it will display your confidence.


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Smige

Avatar: Pink Dress

Level 3 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

He loves you too. He thinks you should find him.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

In your case I would get really good at swimming…Manphin will be very difficult to stalk otherwise.


MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

icwutudidthar Posted:

start by posting mammary glands. it will display your confidence.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

fine upstanding member of society great times male reproductive organ ****s fabulous person baby incest


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Smige

Avatar: Pink Dress

Level 3 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

Be more poetic with your posts gig


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

gigerth Posted:

fine upstanding member of society great times male reproductive organ ****s fabulous person baby incest


Smige

Avatar: Pink Dress

Level 3 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

xXx-Fallen_A-
ngel-xXx

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10

Level 39 Camwhore

“Lingeriepist”

Perhaps you should consider posting poetry that loosely hints at your beloved’s identity that way if they are interested they might contact you and if they aren’t you can always say it was actually addressed to a different poster.

Smige

Avatar: Pink Dress

Level 3 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

perhapsy *you* should write poetry


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

FAIL Posted:

Just tubmail me. I’m a pretty open-minded guy, no need to stalk.










































































...j/k I'm gay

Sweet. I was hoping you were gay. I wanna make FAIL babies with you.


Smige

Avatar: Pink Dress

Level 3 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

??????/////\\\\\__________/////,,,,#####


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

xXx-Fallen_Angel-xXx, I believe I will follow your suggestion. To the others, surely posting topless pictures doesn’t fall under the category of stalking. I’m off to write some poems. I usually write in the attic with a couple candles, but since the fire, the attic door is locked. I’ll figure something out. More to come.


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

Janie Posted:

surely posting topless pictures doesn’t fall under the category of stalking.

technically correct BUT it is an effective preamble to stalking


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forumwhore

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2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

icwutudidthar Posted:

technically correct BUT it is an effective preamble to stalking

he certainly has a point.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Says a camwhore. No, I believe my true love, troll though he may be, will appreciate a more subtle approach.


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mary misanth-
rope

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14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

MANPHIN IS MINE WHORE, BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Suck my left one.

DeadMcMahon

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Soulmates? I believe in no such thing. Truly, no soul could be as tormented as mine, and therefore, there will be no mates.

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