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Shock the first person to write a funk/soul song about TSB

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

will get a recording of it being sung by me

get to it


bada bing bada ****in boom

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

missed opportunities


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nanafabulous personiesus

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[ Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Re-Re

Macks Posted:

missed opportunities

tsb lalalalala

lalalalala tsb

unh, yeah, aw yeah

tsb

unh

ts bbbbbbbb

*trumpet solo*

who’s the shortest bus in town?

shortbus baby

who’s the shortest bus around?

shortbus baby

that’s right

*sax solo*


l2 Posted:

That’s the crux of science though, making the impossible possible, and the illogical logical.

l2 is a dumbhead

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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

nanafabulous personiesus Posted:

tsb lalalalala

lalalalala tsb

unh, yeah, aw yeah

tsb

unh

ts bbbbbbbb

*trumpet solo*

who’s the shortest bus in town?

shortbus baby

who’s the shortest bus around?

shortbus baby

that’s right

*sax solo*

^^ We have a weiner


ben-xo

Avatar: Mouth w/ Insect
18

[Team Shortbus]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

nanafabulous personiesus Posted:

tsb lalalalala

lalalalala tsb

unh, yeah, aw yeah

tsb

unh

ts bbbbbbbb

*trumpet solo*

who’s the shortest bus in town?

shortbus baby

who’s the shortest bus around?

shortbus baby

that’s right

*sax solo*

So I pulllllled out my gun


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rantmonkey

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Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

ben-xo Posted:

So I pulllllled out my gun

Goddamn it, why oh why did I ever listen to Beastie Boys?

For some stupid reason that reminded me of, So I pullled out my jammy, aimed it at the sky, I yelled “take em out!” and let two fly.

Hands went up and people hit the floor, I wasted two kids, then ran for the door.


Hellooooooo nurse!

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click me If you don’t laugh you can have your money back

nanafabulous personiesus

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[ Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Re-Re

rantmonkey Posted:

Goddamn it, why oh why did I ever listen to Beastie Boys?

For some stupid reason that reminded me of, So I pullled out my jammy, aimed it at the sky, I yelled “take em out!” and let two fly.

Hands went up and people hit the floor, I wasted two kids, then ran for the door.

thread: shatted


l2 Posted:

That’s the crux of science though, making the impossible possible, and the illogical logical.

l2 is a dumbhead

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rantmonkey

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Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

nanafabulous personiesus Posted:

thread: shatted

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Hellooooooo nurse!

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click me If you don’t laugh you can have your money back

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

i am recording this tomorrow

8|


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Can I help?


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Macks Posted:

i am recording this tomorrow

8|

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I have a song for it and everything, it’s got Japanese lyrics which you can just sing over/dub

Something_Witty edited this message on 05/22/2008 12:09AM

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

littlefran Posted:

Can I help?

can you sing?

otherwise find me an mp3 of a sax solo, I have no ****ing idea where to find that


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Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

Something_Witty Posted:

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go ahead, If it’s any good i’ll release it as a b-side Log in to see images!


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PhilANThropi-
St

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

I CAN PLAY A PIANO


I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole!

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Spent a while mapping the words to the song, all you should have to do now is siiiiiiinnnnngggggg…..if you like it, that is.

Not really funk/soul, but a pretty cool song anyway Log in to see images!

Verse 1:

FOR A TIMMMMMME

ACROSS THE INTERNETTTTTT

PEOPLE WERE fabulous personS

SPAMMING, REALLY UNFUNNY ****TTTT

IT WAS ABBBBBSOLUTELY DEPRESSINGGGG

ALL THE 4CHAN CRAP

AND PRETTY fabulous personGY FADS AND MEMESSSS

BUT THEN A BUNCH OF AWESOME PEOPLE

DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

AND SAID ‘LETS CALL OURSELVES TEAM SHORTBUS AND

TROLLLLL ALLLLLL THESE fabulous personTSSSS’

Chorus:

OHHHHHHHH TEAM SHORRRRRTBUS ISS THE BESTTTT

EVERYONE ELSE IS P GAYYYYYY

AND SHOULD BE QUITE ASHAAAAAAAMED

WE ROLLLLLL ACROSS THE INTERNETTTT

BEING GEN’RALLY COOOOLLLLLL

GO DIE IN A FIREEEEE

YOU fabulous person fine upstanding member of societyS!

(short solo)

Verse 2:

FIRST THEY CHILLED

IN HUMBLE K O LLLL

WHILE AN ADMIN

WENT TOT-ALLY BAT **** INSANEEEE<p>

THEY TRASHED THE PLACE

AND MADE IT FULL OF WONNNNN

UNTIL THE TIME CAME TO

MOVEEE TO A LESS HOMO GAMEEEEE

AND SO HERE THEY ARE IN FORUMWARZZZ

SHOWING EVERYONE THAT THEY’RE BETTER

AND SO YOU’D BETTER SHOW YOUR RESPECTS

ORRRR GETTTT RUNNNNN DOWNNNNN

(repeat chorus)

(short solo)

(repeat chorus)

(solo)

(fade out)

Something_Witty edited this message on 05/22/2008 9:33AM

DeadMcMahon

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Not really funktastic, though

And who wants to sing over Japanese people?

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

DeadMcMahon Posted:

And who wants to sing over Japanese people?

I do, all the time. Only I substitute ‘tentacle enjoy’, ‘giant robots’, ‘teenage sushi happy happy’ as much as possible, cause god knows that’s probably what it’s all about.

Also, if anyone can help me space the damn thing out a little better, I’d love them.

Something_Witty edited this message on 05/22/2008 9:38AM

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

If we don’t go to heaven, we’re going to hell.

If we don’t go to heaven, we’re going to hell.

If we don’t go to heaven, we’re going to hell.

If we don’t go to heaven, we’re going to hell.

If we don’t go to heaven, we’re going to hell.

If we don’t go to heaven, we’re going to hell.

If we don’t go to heaven, we’re going to hell.

If we don’t go to heaven, we’re going to hell.

If we don’t go to heaven, we’re going to hell.

If we don’t go to heaven, we’re going to hell.

If we don’t go to heaven, we’re going to hell.

If we don’t go to heaven, we’re going to hell.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Too well planned in advance, too entertaining, and too thought out to be actual trolling. Trolling should come from the soul, spur-of-the-moment, reacting to the thread at the time.

FAIL


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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Janie Posted:

Too well planned in advance, too entertaining, and too thought out to be actual trolling. Trolling should come from the soul, spur-of-the-moment, reacting to the thread at the time.

FAIL

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