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Ladderface

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[dUn HaTe mE cuZ u -
AiNt mE
]

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

A semi-intelligent kleptomaniac who was beaten as a child, Thor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto decided to take his anguish out on the conservative bastards.

The day I was born in 1984,

B

When I was bad,

B

In elementary school,

A

When I turned 10,

C

When I hit junior high school,

A

Things were getting really bad…

A

Well, I know it had reached a crescendo when…

A

I was only 15 and ran away, and…

A

Life went on. When I turned 18, I…

A

For the past few years, I’ve been…

A

Ladderface edited this message on 11/08/2007 2:44PM

Red_Machine_D

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[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah

Ladderface Posted:

A semi-intelligent kleptomaniac who was beaten as a child, Thor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto decided to take his anguish out on the conservative bastards.

The day I was born in 1984,

B

When I was bad,

B

In elementary school,

A

When I turned 10,

C

When I hit junior high school,

A

Things were getting really bad…

A

Well, I know it had reached a crescendo when…

A

I was only 15 and ran away, and…

A

Life went on. When I turned 18, I…

A

For the past few years, I’ve been…

A

You gonna do one now? ‘cause if not I’m more than willing to take over.

Qualjyn

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1

[Team AWESOME]

Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

This game is so damn unforgiving. I played it while waiting for the latest Dwarf Fortress release, and every play was a hilarious tragedy.

Ladderface

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[dUn HaTe mE cuZ u -
AiNt mE
]

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Red_Machine_D Posted:

You gonna do one now? ‘cause if not I’m more than willing to take over.

I’ll do one quick. It’ll be a short lived adventure I’m sure.

Red_Machine_D

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[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah

Ladderface Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

You gonna do one now? ‘cause if not I’m more than willing to take over.

I’ll do one quick. It’ll be a short lived adventure I’m sure.

OK, i plan on mine being long as hell.

Ladderface

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[dUn HaTe mE cuZ u -
AiNt mE
]

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Thor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto

A turbulent childhood left me an average citizen outside of my love for theft and above average looks. Now I must strike back at the conservative oppression that ruined my childhood.

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As you can see, the nation is in a sad state, tight in the oppressive grip of the Conservatives.

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One man can not do much alone, so I decided to poke around the university to gather some nice liberal college students. I visited the local internet cafe.

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I tried to inform people of the plight, but not many would listen.

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Frustrated, I go over to an attractive college student and half-heartedly hit on her.

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Not only am I good at stealing cars, I realize, but I am great at stealing hearts!

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Knowing that certain sacrifices must be made, none were spared from my all out bumault of love.

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Using this new found confidence, I was even able to go back to the issues with increased success.

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Now that I had set all these dates, I needed to have them. Having little to my name, I figured I should just be honest with them and rely on my charm that had gotten me this far.

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After my date with the teacher, I felt I was much more wise about things. Even though she dumped me.

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As tempting as it was to just kidnap the conservative whore, I decided it was better to charm her. Brute force can come later.

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It paid off! She was so smitten with yours truly that she pledged her body and mind to me.

What is the new Liberal name for this “Marion Krieger”?

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Phlegmatic

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[Pessimists]

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Wisdom is a very bad thing. Try to avoid getting it.

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Red_Machine_D

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[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah

Name here ‘Thor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto’.

Name EVERYONE ‘Thor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto’.

Ladderface

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[dUn HaTe mE cuZ u -
AiNt mE
]

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

After a night of seduction, Thor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto is joined by Slave Girl, Slave Programmer, and Slave… Boy…

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Slave girl is moderately attractive so she is sent out to collect donations from the public. Slave Programmer is told to go do some **** with the internet or something, and Slave Boy becomes Thor’s first wingman as part of the away team.

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Slave boy and I went downtown to scrounge up some more dates for myself. Of the night’s events I got one new love slave. A male engineer who we now call Lambert. Also, Slave Programmer spent the whole day goofing around on youtube and printed out some political polls as we walked in the door. Tomorrow he’s going out on the streets and if he doesn’t break something before he comes back to the shelter, I swear I’ll kick his bum.

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The next day Slave Boy and I raided an Auto Plant. We went around swiping goods and breaking machines to show the man that nonunionised workers are an affront to our freedom or something.

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Some workers started beating the **** out of us on the way out, I hardly escaped with my life. Slave boy was badly injured as well. Police picked up the pursuit as we left. Right off the bat, a police officer blew my arm off.

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After that, it was a short time before I bled out.

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Slave Boy, however, managed to grab my body and evade the police officers, despite being on the verge of death himself.

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However mighty his heroics, Slave Boy couldn’t hold Liberal Crime Squad together, without the enigmatic mackdaddy Thor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto to spread the love. LCS disbands.

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Wooo, that was a short one. Although I’m actually starting to figure out what’s going on. I have an abusive relationship with roguelikes although I’m not sure if there’s any other kind.

NEeeext

Ladderface

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[dUn HaTe mE cuZ u -
AiNt mE
]

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Red_Machine_D Posted:

Name here ‘Thor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto’.

Name EVERYONE ‘Thor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto’.

Oooh, next time maybe.

Red_Machine_D

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[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah

Alright, i’ll do the next one.

I need a main character name(i did the character setup using my originally submitted load out), actions for the next in-game week(7 actions for non-LCSers) and a slogan(if i don’t get one I’ll just go with “In artillery we trust”Log in to see images!

Phlegmatic

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[Pessimists]

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

NAME THE CHARACTER bum Log in to see images!

1:steal a car

2:get more people from somwhere

3,4:get weapons

5:go to the power plant in your car and turn it off

6-7:run like hell

Phlegmatic edited this message on 11/08/2007 11:59PM

Mysterymeat

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[The Protected]

Level 34 Troll

BADbum

(Optional) Write about it in The Liberal Guardian.

Phlegmatic

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[Pessimists]

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Mysterymeat Posted:

(Optional) Write about it in The Liberal Guardian.

which you need 20k jew golds to build

Red_Machine_D

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[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah

Phlegmatic Posted:

Mysterymeat Posted:

(Optional) Write about it in The Liberal Guardian.

which you need 20k jew golds to build

Alright, working on it now also i now have a programmer(which i named after you), so 20k might not be too far out of my reach.

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Squad so far, green squadies are part of the Liberal Crime Squad, brown squadies are part of “Meat shield”, i don’t expect them to last long so i really wouldn’t request to be part of it unless you like running in in a blaze of glory.

(also don’t worry, I’m not going to post 1 or 2 images, I’m just in the middle of things and figured I’d show everyone their character’s job and position so they can request anything done to them before i send them on a possibly lethal mission)

Red_Machine_D edited this message on 11/09/2007 1:11AM

Mysterymeat

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[The Protected]

Level 34 Troll

BADbum

What are my skills and equipment?

Mysterymeat edited this message on 11/09/2007 1:31AM

Red_Machine_D

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[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah

Mysterymeat Posted:

What are my skills and equipment?

It’s easier to type than it is to snap a screen, host and post, to save time here’s everyone’s:

unless otherwise stated your equipment is a knife and a trenchcoat

L shaped tetris block:

heart:5

intelligence:4

wisdom:7

health:7

agility:7

strength:5

charisma:5

skills: driving(2) hand to hand,computers,garment making and writing(1)

Mysterymeat:

equipment:.22 revolver

heart:4

intelligence:6

wisdom:4

health:5

agility:5

strength:6

charisma:3

skills: pistol,rifle and bumault rifle(2) sword (1)

Vagitarian:

heart:5

intelligence:6

wisdom:5

health:5

agility:5

strength:10

charisma:3

skills: disguise, writing(2) garment making, driving(1)

Superfly Jesus II:

heart:6

intelligence:4

wisdom:4

health:4

agility:4

strength:8

charisma:9

skills: kinfe(2) sword, spear, rifle, persuasion and writing(1)

ladderface:

heart:2

intelligence:9

wisdom:4

health:6

agility:6

strength:7

charisma:5

skills: sword, security and garment making(1)

also I’ve been up all night and it’s 7am, so it’ll be around 10 hours before i upload the first segment, till then give me some goals as the powerplant mission may or may not have been a complete failure.

Red_Machine_D edited this message on 11/09/2007 1:58AM

Call Me Diego

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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

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Vagitarian

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[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Troll

Im a stupid ****wad

Get me doin’ some writings

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